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Answer Man on Eibner’s Contract

Dear EFL Answer Man,
Somehow, the world has little noted the stupendous news in Oakland, that the As have traded Billy Burns to Kansas City for Brett Eibner.  (Some Johnsons probably knew this, but news trickles into Peshastin.)  Pear management immediately decided to horn in on this deal.  We want Eibner; goodbye to the speedster who can’t hit.
Question: what kind of contract does Mr. Eibner bring with him to Pear Country?
Eibner would be a “deb” had any other EFL team drafted him yesterday.  In Peshastin, management hopes he is a rookie with a potential 5 year future with the team.  It’s likely that all other franchises know this and are chuckling at Pear incompetence.  (“Don’t they ever read the rules?”)  But it’s possible that a clarification of this point will benefit others as well.
Musing while propping increasingly heavy limbs (a good crop this year!),

Pear Management

Dear Pare Management:
First, if this is a letter about trimming and shaping your roster, you should spell your name properly as I have done.
Here is the relevant rule. (Some EFL owners conceivably may not think of reading rules as fun, but our rules are different and it is league policy to make owners read our rules until they recognize how fun they are. We do this for your own good, to expand your happiness resources.  The more things you enjoy the happier you can be.)

MLB/EFL Trades: Any time a trade is made in MLB, if an EFL team owns all the major league pieces in one side of the trade…

3.) and the other side of the trade includes minor league players, the EFL trading team may elect to keep those players by adding them to the payroll at the minimum wage, or to drop those players without obligation (as if they disappeared into the EFL team’s faceless minor league system, never to be seen again).  If the minor league player kept in this way has already debuted in MLB, he will be treated as a Rookie if his Rookie status would not have expired had he been drafted in the Rookie Draft; otherwise he will be treated as a veteran and will cost his actual MLB salary.  If the minor league player has not yet debuted in MLB, he can be owned in the EFL at the minimum wage until his debut.  In the season of his debut, his EFL team may play him by allocating him to a position (or as a pitcher), making that year the first of his five consecutive Rookie years in EFL, or may hold him out of play by allocating him 100% to be inactive for the remainder of the debut year, in which case the next year is perforce his first Rookie year in the EFL.

Interpretation: Since Eibner debuted this year, his compensation is governed by our rules about rookies.  If you play him this year, it becomes the first of his five rookie years.  If you don’t activate him this year, he becomes a rookies automatically next year for five years.  Our rules do not expressly say what happens if he is amid his debutant year, but the first and last sentences in the rules cover all the contingencies.  Players acquired by trade do not fall into debutant status.

Now that this is taken care of, may we move on to an update from games of July 30, 2016?

EFL Standings for 2016
EFL
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB RS RA
Portland Rosebuds 67 37 .642 540.6 398.8
Old Detroit Wolverines 66 38 .637 0.5 554.6 418.2
Haviland Dragons 65 40 .619 2.2 506.5 399.3
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 61 40 .601 4.6 537.0 440.0
Peshastin Pears 57 47 .551 9.5 495.1 439.5
Canberra Kangaroos 55 49 .532 11.4 479.2 442.5
Flint Hill Tornadoes 50 54 .485 16.3 449.1 462.9
Cottage Cheese 48 55 .468 18 489.5 517.1
Kaline Drive 46 59 .435 21.6 515.8 591.0
D.C. Balk 36 68 .346 30.8 421.4 585.7
Portland: W, 5 – 3.
Old Detroit:  W 1, L 1; 8 – 5.
Haviland: L, 1 – 2.
Pittsburgh:  W, W 7 – 6.
Peshastin: L, 2 – 6.
Canberra:  “L”, 2 – 1.
Flint Hill: W 0, L 2; 10 – 14.
Cottage: W (-1), L 2; (-2) – 6.
Kaline: “W”,  4- 5.
Balk: W, 7 – 2.
AL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Old Detroit Wolverines 66 38 .637
Toronto Blue Jays 59 45 .567 7.2
Baltimore Orioles 58 45 .563 7.7
Boston Red Sox 56 46 .549 9.2
New York Yankees 52 51 .505 13.7
Flint Hill Tornadoes 50 54 .485 15.8
Tampa Bay Rays 41 61 .402 24.2
NL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Washington Nationals 61 43 .587
Miami Marlins 56 48 .538 5
Canberra Kangaroos 55 49 .532 5.6
New York Mets 53 50 .515 7.5
Philadelphia Phillies 48 58 .453 14
Atlanta Braves 36 68 .346 25
D.C. Balk 36 68 .346 25
AL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 61 40 .601
Cleveland Indians 59 42 .584 1.7
Detroit Tigers 56 48 .538 6.2
Chicago White Sox 51 53 .490 11.2
Kansas City Royals 49 54 .476 12.7
Minnesota Twins 39 64 .379 22.7
NL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Chicago Cubs 62 41 .602
St. Louis Cardinals 56 48 .538 6.5
Pittsburgh Pirates 52 50 .510 9.5
Cottage Cheese 48 55 .468 13.8
Milwaukee Brewers 46 56 .451 15.5
Cincinnati Reds 41 62 .398 21
AL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Haviland Dragons 65 40 .619
Texas Rangers 61 44 .581 4
Houston Astros 55 48 .534 9
Seattle Mariners 52 50 .510 11.5
Oakland A’s 47 57 .452 17.5
Los Angeles Angels 47 57 .452 17.5
Kaline Drive 46 59 .435 19.3
NL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Portland Rosebuds 67 37 .642
San Francisco Giants 60 44 .577 6.8
Los Angeles Dodgers 58 46 .558 8.8
Peshastin Pears 57 47 .551 9.5
Colorado Rockies 52 52 .500 14.8
San Diego Padres 45 59 .433 21.8
Arizona Diamondbacks 43 61 .413 23.8