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Over the Moon

I got an email the other day from a stranger named Molly Woon, urging me to go to a political event I will never attend.

I still need to make a significant conscious effort not to read her name as “Wally Moon.”

Moon was one of the first players whose names I knew from listening to Dodgers radio broadcasts.  That was a habit I picked up in 1965, the summer I turned 9.  Vin Scully and Jerry Dogget spoke of Wally respectfully. They treated him as a hitter of some renown.  I believed him to be a great hitter, with tremendous power.  I did get the idea that maybe his game had slipped a little recently, but it seemed clear that Vin and Jerry expected him to regain his form at any moment.  I got the impression he was Walter Alston’s secret weapon, reserved for use when things were most critical.   I always expected him to do something wonderful at the plate.

I went to my first baseball game in 1965. Wally Moon did not appear.  Nor did my favorite player, Maury Wills.  I missed Moon, but I pined for Maury.  My uncle, the family’s only serious baseball player, consoled me. “He’ll probably pinch hit or pinch run for somebody,” he said. Wills never got into the game. Just nine Dodgers appeared, even though it went 10 innings.

The pivotal player was my second-favorite, Sandy Koufax, shutting the Pirates down inning after inning.   Don Cardwell matched him, inning after inning .

In the top of the 8th, Pittsburgh’s Bob Bailey blasted one to deep left field. I can still see Lou Johnson, his back touching the low fence, reaching up and a little back to catch the ball, robbing a home run.  My uncle told me “he probably just saved the game.”  The score was 0 – 0.

Koufax saved the game again for the Dodgers in the top of the 9th inning. Manny Mota led off with a single.  Clemente came to bat next.  Mota  reached second on a wild pitch. Clemente hit one back to the pitcher, and Koufax threw Mota out at third.  I don’t remember the play.

In the bottom of the tenth, John Roseboro and John Kennedy both flew out to Clemente. For the second time in the game, the notoriously poor-hitting Koufax worked Cardwell for a walk.  Cardwell then walked Wes Parker.  Jim Gilliam lofted a fly to right field. As he had already done at least once that game, Clemente decided to make a basket catch, even though my uncle thought it was needlessly risky. (“Clemente’s probably the best outfielder in the world” my uncle had said, “but you still shouldn’t catch the ball that way.”) I can still see the ball settling into his glove — and popping out. Koufax scored the winning run on Clemente’s error.

“You might never see him do that again,” my uncle said as we stood up to leave.  I’m not sure if he was talking about Clemente or Koufax. It doesn’t matter. I never saw either of them do that again.

I know I’ve told you a version of this game recap before.  But I’ve told it differently this time, because Molly Woon got me thinking about Wally Moon. I wanted to fix him into the firmament of the stars as they appeared in 1965.

I never got to see Wally Moon play in person. 1965 was his last season. He had only 104 plate appearances, batting .202, .304, .270, with one home run.  I just looked that up.  I had no idea he was that bad.

On the other hand, in 1961, he was Edgar Martinez in the outfield: .328, .434, .535.  He led the league in OBP.  I just looked that up, too. In 1959 he led the league in triples. He was Rookie of the Year for the Cardinals in 1954. I had no idea he was ever that good.

To a 9 year old in 1965, 1961 was ancient history.  I suspect Vin and Jerry, for whom 1961 was practically yesterday,  knew in 1965 what was happening to Wally, that his career was almost over at age 35. But they spoke so respectfully, so graciously, they never gave 9-year-old me any reason to suspect I was catching this waning celestial player in his last phase.

Now, 53 years after my one season listening to Wally Moon’s exploits, poor miss Molly Woon has no chance of ever establishing with me her identity independent of an old baseball player. This is true even though Woon lives and sends me uninvited emails, while Moon died in February at age 87.

EFL Standings for 2018
EFL
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB RS RA
Cottage Cheese 16 9 .655 149.0 108.1
Canberra Kangaroos 15 9 .609 1.3 115.4 92.6
Kaline Drive 16 11 .594 1.3 132.6 109.6
Old Detroit Wolverines 13 11 .549 2.7 97.7 88.6
Flint Hill Tornadoes 13 11 .548 2.7 111.5 101.4
Brookland Outs 14 11 .548 2.7 133.3 121.1
Portland Rosebuds 13 12 .522 3.3 112.7 107.9
Haviland Dragons 13 14 .475 4.6 112.2 117.9
D.C. Balk 10 14 .433 5.5 88.2 101.0
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 10 14 .430 5.6 124.9 143.8
Peshastin Pears 10 15 .396 6.5 117.2 144.6
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Cottage: W, 12 – 2.  (.424, .272, .758;  21 ip, 7 er).  That stinking Sean Manaea pitched 7 more shutout innings. Of the 9 batters the Cheese sent to the plate, 7 OPSed more than 1.000. Of the other two, Austin Barnes walked twice in 5 plate appearances, and that pathetic Mike Trout got 1 single in 4 trips.
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Canberra:  “W”, 3 – 3. (.229, .308, .314; 16 ip, 7 er).  I was listening while grading last night when I heard Starling Marte bloop a single into center to drive in the walk-off winning run. Corey Kluber and Blake Snell combined for a solid 5 er in 16 ip, but Greg Holland threw the game into doubt with his 0 ip, 2 er relief performance.
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Kaline: W (-1), L 2;  (-4) – 6. (.135, .148, .250; 10.3 ip, 7 er). That negative runs scored hurts. The poor batting line came with a whopping 53 plate appearances — only one of them a walk.
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Old Detroit : W (-1), L 1; (.171, .231, .171; 7.7 ip, 4 er).  Andrew Heaney, benched with my last roster move due to an ERA over 9, dominated the Yankees: 5 ip, 1 er, 9 strikeouts. Meanwhile, Candelario, currently my second best hitter, is only active 33%. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Too dumb for the Duumvirate: it’s that bad.
Flint Hill: DNP, 1 – (-1). (.276, .344, .483; 1 ip, 0 er). AJ Pollock makes the summary for once, thanks to his 3 for 4 with a triple and a homer semi-cycle.
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Brookland: W, 8 – 7. (.324, .429, .588 — Happy Edgar Day!  10.3 ip, 8 er). Six Outs OPSed .900 or better, led by Manny Machado’s 2.417 (2 for 3 with a homer and a walk). But Derek was serving up the same Hollandaise sauce as Greg did: 3.3 ip, 4 er.
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Portland: W, 4 – 3. (.255, .283, .392; 2 ip, 0 er).  Mookie Betts toned it down a bit yesterday.  Rather than homering twice as he’s been doing lately, he only doubled twice (to go with a walk and a stolen base) to STILL lead the Rosebuds to victory.
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Haviland: “W”, 2 – 2. (.161, .257, .232;  10 ip, 0 er).  Shutting people out for 10 innings helps a lot when your hitters can’t hit much.  Everyone reached base safely at exactly once, except for superstar Bryce Harper who got on base twice: both walks.
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DC: “L”, 7 – 6.(.333, .389, .545; 1 ip, 0 er). Jorge Alfaro led the Balkan attack, going 3 for 4 with a homer. His right hand man was that man Matt Chapman: 2 for 4 with a homer and a double.
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Pittsburgh: L, 3 – 8. (.233, .261, .395;  6.3 ip, 5 er).  With Michael Brantley terrorizing the Mariners (3 for 3 with a triple and a homer), this should have been a win, except Stephen Strasburg struggled: 6.3 ip, 5 er.
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Peshastin:  W, 6 -7 . (.273, .294, .576; 1 ip, 0 er).  Mitch Haniger terrorized the Indians right back, blasting a two-out three run homer in the top of the ninth to cut the Cleveland lead to 6 – 5. But neither the Pears nor the M’s asked me if it would be ok to let them use Dan Vogelbach, so some other guy came up next, lined out to short, and left the Indians with a win..  .
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Final note:  If I’ve done the math right in my head, the AL Central is currently 28 games under .500. not counting EFL teams.  The entire MLB division (sans EFL) is over .500:
AL West —       + 11 games
AL Central —    – 28 
AL East —         +10
NL East —         + 3
NL West —        + 2
NL Central —    + 2
The EFL is about 12 games over .500 at this point. So if you count EFL teams in the above analysis, the it looks like this:
AL West —       +15
AL Central —   – 32
AL East —        +14
NL West —       – 2
NL Central —  +12
NL East —       +  5
Combined MLB + EFL Standings for 2018
AL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Boston Red Sox 19 5 .792
New York Yankees 16 9 .640 3.5
Toronto Blue Jays 14 11 .560 5.5
Old Detroit Wolverines 13 11 .549 5.8
Flint Hill Tornadoes 13 11 .548 5.9
Tampa Bay Rays 11 13 .458 8
Baltimore Orioles 7 19 .269 13
NL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
New York Mets 16 8 .667
Philadelphia Phillies 16 9 .640 0.5
Canberra Kangaroos 15 9 .609 1.4
Atlanta Braves 14 11 .560 2.5
D.C. Balk 10 14 .433 5.6
Washington Nationals 11 15 .423 6
Miami Marlins 7 18 .280 9.5
AL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Cleveland Indians 14 10 .583
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 10 14 .430 3.7
Detroit Tigers 10 14 .417 4
Minnesota Twins 8 13 .381 4.5
Chicago White Sox 7 16 .304 6.5
Kansas City Royals 5 19 .208 9
NL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Cottage Cheese 16 9 .655
St. Louis Cardinals 15 10 .600 1.4
Milwaukee Brewers 16 11 .593 1.4
Pittsburgh Pirates 15 11 .577 1.9
Chicago Cubs 13 10 .565 2.4
Brookland Outs 14 11 .548 2.7
Cincinnati Reds 6 20 .231 10.9
AL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Houston Astros 17 10 .630
Los Angeles Angels 16 10 .615 0.5
Kaline Drive 16 11 .594 1
Seattle Mariners 14 11 .560 2
Oakland A’s 14 12 .538 2.5
Haviland Dragons 13 14 .475 4.2
Texas Rangers 10 17 .370 7
NL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Arizona Diamondbacks 18 7 .720
Colorado Rockies 15 12 .556 4
Portland Rosebuds 13 12 .522 5
San Francisco Giants 12 13 .480 6
Los Angeles Dodgers 11 13 .458 6.5
Peshastin Pears 10 15 .396 8.1
San Diego Padres 9 18 .333 10