Mine eyes have seen the glory of the triumph of the Cheese;
The fact that it will be next year has set my heart at ease.
We have drafted very skillfully and traded with the rest,
Yes, Cottage is the best!
Glory, glory to the Rosebuds,
Next year we predict they’ll be duds,
Dragons and Tornadoes and especially Wolverines
Will bow down to the Cheese!
This year we had great hitting but our pitching staff went bust
Manaea, Severino, both their shoulders turned to dust
The bullpen: Alexander, Kela, Alvarado too
Their innings were too few.
Goodbye, Jorge Polanco, and to Wilson Ramos too,
You’ve been great, and we will miss you but we’re getting someone new
We’re stuck with Danny Duffy for another year at most
Of that pick I don’t boast.
Next year we’ll have Ohtani on the mound and at the plate,
McNeil and Moncada too, their hitting will be great,
Chirinos and Verdugo will develop into stars
The trophy will be ours!
(Repeat Chorus, going up a half step, and sing loudly)