League Updates

Always Running, Never Catching…

George Fox University welcomes the class of 2023 tomorrow, and this week has been full of various trainings for me – student leader training, pedagogical trainings, etc. Meetings upon meetings. And today, the day before all the new student arrive, was the busiest of them all. I put in a twelve hour day and felt for much of it that I was chasing the next thing, never quite catching it though continuing to feel like it was just in reach.

Kind of like the EFL standings. I don’t know what needs to happen, but this whole “never gain but never lose” game is getting old! Where is the excitement?

The Wolverine owner regaled us with his own excitement from last night, but I honestly didn’t get too excited about Muncy’s day. Can you blame me? But now that the standings are posted (sorry for the delay) I can see why he was excited. Though the Tornadoes are unable to gain on the Rosebuds, the Wolverines are quietly (or maybe not so quietly) moving closer to both of us. He’s like the middle school kid who is awkwardly inching closer to his crush while hoping no one notices until he is able to put his arm around us and kiss us on the cheek (after asking permission, of course).

Except we notice, Ron! And we don’t give you permission to crash what has been a very fun run for all Johnsons born in 1979 or later. We don’t want you coming anywhere near us. You’ve been warned.

 

EFL
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB RS RA
Portland Rosebuds 83 45 .645 786.1 584.2
Flint Hill Tornadoes 78 50 .609 4.6 788.2 627.9
Old Detroit Wolverines 76 52 .597 6 761.0 614.8
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 71 56 .560 10.9 679.5 589.4
Peshastin Pears 68 60 .531 14.6 680.7 637.2
Haviland Dragons 67 61 .521 15.8 722.8 684.2
Kaline Drive 63 65 .490 19.7 607.8 621.9
Canberra Kangaroos 63 65 .489 19.9 696.6 715.6
Bellingham Cascades 59 68 .462 23.3 614.3 666.6
Cottage Cheese 56 70 .445 25.4 715.4 782.7
Brookland Outs 54 72 .426 27.8 630.4 732.5
D.C. Balk 50 78 .393 32.2 579.8 722.5
Portland: L, 1-7
Flint Hill: L, 2-7
Old Detroit: W, 6-(-5)
Pittsburgh: L, 9-12
Peshastin: “W,” 4-5
Haviland: “W,” 4-6
Kaline: L, 1-9
Canberra: L, 2-5
Bellingham: W, 7-2
Cottage: W 1, L 1 13-14
Brookland: W 1, L 1 7-13
DC: W -1, L 1 2-9
Combined MLB + EFL Standings for 2014
AL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
New York Yankees 83 45 .648
Flint Hill Tornadoes 78 50 .609 5.1
Old Detroit Wolverines 76 52 .597 6.5
Tampa Bay Rays 74 54 .578 9
Boston Red Sox 67 61 .523 16
Toronto Blue Jays 52 77 .403 31.5
Baltimore Orioles 41 86 .323 41.5
NL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Atlanta Braves 76 52 .594
Washington Nationals 69 57 .548 6
Philadelphia Phillies 66 60 .524 9
New York Mets 66 60 .524 9
Canberra Kangaroos 63 65 .489 13.4
D.C. Balk 50 78 .393 25.7
Miami Marlins 45 80 .360 29.5
AL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Minnesota Twins 77 50 .606
Cleveland Indians 74 53 .583 3
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 71 56 .560 5.9
Bellingham Cascades 59 68 .462 18.3
Chicago White Sox 57 69 .452 19.5
Kansas City Royals 45 82 .354 32
Detroit Tigers 38 86 .306 37.5
NL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Chicago Cubs 68 58 .540
St. Louis Cardinals 67 58 .536 0.5
Milwaukee Brewers 65 62 .512 3.5
Cincinnati Reds 60 66 .476 8
Cottage Cheese 56 70 .445 11.9
Brookland Outs 54 72 .426 14.3
Pittsburgh Pirates 52 74 .413 16
AL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Houston Astros 81 47 .633
Oakland A’s 73 53 .579 7
Haviland Dragons 67 61 .521 14.3
Texas Rangers 63 65 .492 18
Kaline Drive 63 65 .490 18.2
Los Angeles Angels 63 67 .485 19
Seattle Mariners 54 74 .422 27
NL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Los Angeles Dodgers 84 44 .656
Portland Rosebuds 83 45 .645 1.5
Peshastin Pears 68 60 .531 16.1
Arizona Diamondbacks 64 64 .500 20
San Francisco Giants 63 64 .496 20.5
San Diego Padres 59 67 .468 24
Colorado Rockies 58 69 .457 25.5