League Updates

Prayer is in the Air

Today George Fox is encouraging all employees to pause from their normal workday requirements, if possible, and to spend the day in prayer. How one engages in prayer is left open to interpretation, which is welcome. I plan to, after this morning’s update, go on a prayer run, then a prayer paddle on the Willamette river. It should make for a pleasant day of some enjoyable activities being woven together with the essential practice of prayer. 

Since it is a Day of Prayer, I thought I’d also take the opportunity to check in on our teams and how each of us may need some prayer as we enter the summer days of the season. After being invited to hug a Wolverine yesterday, which I assure you would not end pleasantly no matter how mellifluous Ron may be, we need to be assured that not everyone is out to cause us harm – and to be especially reminded that, no matter the obstacles and trials we face God is not out to harm us, but is in fact abiding with us as we navigate all life brings our way. 

EFL Standings for 2021
EFL
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB RS RA
Old Detroit Wolverines 49 19 .723 396.6 245.5
Peshastin Pears 45 22 .670 3.8 318.0 223.9
Flint Hill Tornadoes 44 24 .653 4.8 338.9 241.4
D.C. Balk 40 19 .675 4.9 324.7 226.0
Kaline Drive 45 24 .646 5.1 355.3 262.5
Haviland Dragons 44 25 .635 5.9 329.4 253.9
Canberra Kangaroos 35 24 .599 9.4 317.1 262.8
Cottage Cheese 36 31 .539 12.6 367.9 351.1
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 35 32 .530 13.2 327.4 308.8
Bellingham Cascades 30 37 .452 18.4 261.8 289.8
Portland Rosebuds 30 37 .441 19.1 337.8 389.3
 
Old Detroit: W, 12-(-2); 49PA, 7.7IP
AVG: 0.357 OBP: 0.449 SLG: 0.619 OPS: 1.068
ERA: 4.68 WHIP: 1.299
For the moment we will look past the fishiness of these pitching results (how does an ERA of 4.68 on the day lead to -2 runs allowed? Even with Mike Minor allocated at 75% that doesn’t make sense), to notice the awesomeness of the offensive output. First of all, you should pray for me, because I am the woeful position of wanting Rafael Devers to do well in real life but when he does (3 for 5 yesterday with a double and a home run) I get so angry because he is also a Wolverine. Yesterday, the Red Sox were able to defeat the Braves, and in doing so, hold Austin Riley to one single, a victory these days. But JP Crawford and Carlos Correa, still working hard to supplant other SS tandems, combined for 5 hits in 8 at bats, including a homerun for each. After an excellent (though somewhat suspicious) day, OD needs to pray that the Wolverine players don’t allow their excellence to lull them into complacency as the weather heats up. 
 
Editor’s note: While writing this morning’s update, OD management contacted me to let me know he’d seen the unusual surge and offered a plausible explanation – that he erased 8 innings of a 9.00 ERA due to no LHP innings until Mike minor’s appearance last night. 
 
 Peshastin: “W,” 2-3; 30PA, 7IP
AVG: 0.160 OBP: 0.267 SLG: 0.200 OPS: 0.467
ERA: 2.57 WHIP: 0.714
The Pears were able to maintain their hold on second place even after losing a game on the Wolverines. The Pear pitchers are most in need of prayer, it seems. This month, after finishing the first two months in the top 3 of pitching in the EFL, the Pears find themselves 6th best. The good news is the offense has been performing a run better per game this month than in previous months, which has helped them to stay afloat, even though yesterday’s results do not support those facts. The hitters collected only 5 hits, and only one of them for extra bases – a double by Victor Robles. Perhaps Pear prayers for pitching have already been heard, because Trevor Rogers tossed 6 innings of one run baseball, while Genesis Cabrera added another scoreless inning. 
 
Flint Hill: “L,” 13-5; 41PA, 17.7IP
AVG: 0.368 OBP: 0.390 SLG: 0.711 OPS: 1.101
ERA: 4.58 WHIP: 1.356
Maybe it is the computational outcomes of the database that need prayer? The Tornadoes outscored their opponents by 8 runs and lost? On a day we scored 13 runs, we lost? The Tornado bats have come alive this month, leading the league with 6.99 runs per game. Tornado prayers for offense have been answered, at least in the first half of the month. 4 Tornadoes belted home runs yesterday, including SS Bo Bichette, Paul Goldschmidt (a walk-off), Mookie Betts and Sean Murphy. SS Tim Anderson joined in on the fun, adding 3 singles and a stolen base. A whole lot of pitchers appeared yesterday, with mixed results. Yu Darvish allowed 4 runs in 5 innings, and Julio Urias allowed 2 runs in 5.7 innings. But two relievers (Brentz and Sawamura) added 2 innings of scoreless relief. Tornado prayers will continue to be aimed towards the offense, and perhaps towards the calculator of league stats.
 
DC: W(2), L(-1), 16-4; 42PA, 2IP
AVG: 0.412 OBP: 0.476 SLG: 0.794 OPS: 1.270
ERA: 0.00 WHIP: 0.000
The offenses are sure coming to life these days! DC had the best day at the plate of any EFL team catapulting them to 2 wins while shedding a loss. The Balk must have been praying for extra base hits, because of their 14 hits yesterday, half of them were more than a single – 3 doubles, 2 triples, and 2 home runs. Take away Jorge Alfaro’s pinch hit appearance in which he was hitless, and every other batter got at least one hit. Ryan McMahon and Santiago Espinal each got 3 hits, McMahon collecting a triple and a home run. There wasn’t a lot of pitching, but it didn’t matter. I think the main thing the Balk want to pray for is enough games played by the Mets to be able to have the Balk’s .675 winning percentage place them correctly, which would be second place.
 
Kaline: W, 4-3; 44PA, 8IP
AVG: 0.286 OBP: 0.295 SLG: 0.429 OPS: 0.724
ERA: 2.25 WHIP: 1.375
The Drive were able to do just enough to secure a win yesterday, thanks to very good pitching and good enough hitting. Kwang Hyun Kim was the leader, tossing 6 innings allowing only one run. Jonathan Schoop continued his torrid month (he most certainly will be traded by the Tigers!) going 2 for 4 with a home run. Hunter Renfroe was the only other hitter to earn an extra base hit, his being a home run, too. It wouldn’t be too much of a surprise to learn that the Drive’s prayer request might be to continue to play close games, as it did yesterday – winning some, losing some, and staying always just a few games from the top team – close enough to have hope, but not so close to cause undue stress.
 
Haviland: L, 2-6; 42PA, 5IP
AVG: 0.275 OBP: 0.310 SLG: 0.300 OPS: 0.610
ERA: 5.40 WHIP: 1.600
The Dragon’s main prayer request is about their stud ace, Tyler Glasnow and his elbow. Can he return this season? That will remain to be seen, but will be an important piece of the Dragon’s bid to win in 2021. In the meantime, the pitching staff is scuffling. Jesus Luzardo has been bad since returning from the IL, last night surrendering 1 run in 1 inning, and Corbin Martin tossed 3 innings, giving up 2 runs. Perhaps they feel the Glasnow is half empty. Youngsters Alex Kirilloff and Amed Rosario contributed 2 hits apiece, but of the Dragons 11 hits, only one was for extra bases. 
 
Canberra: W, 1-(-2); 29PA, 20.7IP
AVG: 0.154 OBP: 0.241 SLG: 0.269 OPS: 0.511
ERA: 1.30 WHIP: 0.676
Unlike the other Mock-led team, Canberra’s subtraction of two runs makes perfect sense: they gave up only 3 earned runs in over 20 innings pitched. Prayers were answered as Chris Flexen tossed 8 innings of shutout baseball, lowering his monthly ERA by over 2 runs to 3.60. Jake Odorizzi rebounded from his previous start, adding 4 scoreless innings of his own. The hitting was not that good, but Eric Haase (yes, him again) went 2 for 4. Canberra’s prayers are simple enough – they need more hits. Right now they are last in the league in total hits this month, and if they can find a way to hit a little more, they may be able to find a way to hop north in the standings. 
 
Cottage: W, 13-3; 38PA, 12IP
AVG: 0.417 OBP: 0.447 SLG: 0.667 OPS: 1.114
ERA: 3.75 WHIP: 0.917
The Cheese had an excellent day on both sides of the ball. SS Trea Turner led the way for the offense, going 4 for 5 with a triple. Alex Verdugo continued to make a case for being selected as an All-Star, going 2 for 5 with a 3-run home run to help the Red Sox win (hooray!). Taijuan Walker continued his excellent season, tossing 7 innings and giving up only 2 runs. The Cheese need to be praying that Walker’s outing can be a catalyst for their pitchers to return to their May numbers instead of repeating their April number. The difference is monumental – in April the Cheese had a team ERA of 6.01. In May? A tidy 3.30. This month, however, they are sitting at 4.66, even after Walker’s gem. 
 
Pittsburgh: “L,” 5-5; 30PA, 14IP
AVG: 0.269 OBP: 0.367 SLG: 0.538 OPS: 0.905
ERA: 5.14 WHIP: 1.214
I, for one, believe the database should have awarded the Alleghenys a win simply due to the excellent piece their owner contributed on Mudcat Grant (if you haven’t read it yet, please do!). But I suppose a computer can’t express emotion and therefore a tie it is. Pittsburgh’s greatest prayers might be to finally surpass the Cheese and remain above them for good, before this back and forth ride sends its owner into a permanent state of disequilibrium. Or it might want to focus on the health of its corner infielders, Max Muncy and Mike Moustakas, whose bats could surely be used these days. Yesterday’s heroics were due to Jose Altuve (2 for 5 with a game winning home run) and Frankie Montas (7IP and 2ER).
 
Bellingham: W, 5-(-1); 28PA, 8IP
AVG: 0.261 OBP: 0.393 SLG: 0.391 OPS: 0.784
ERA: 0.00 WHIP: 0.375
Perhaps the greatest Cascade prayer was answered already – they are no longer in last place! Their good day yesterday allowed them to surpass the Rosebuds in the standings. The star of the day was Brett Anderson, who 7 scoreless innings were a balm to the Cascade soul. And even though he had three strikeouts on the day, Ronald Acuna, Jr. also had 2 hits (one of them a double) and a stolen base. 
 
Portland: L, 2-14; 29PA, 7.3IP
AVG: 0.185 OBP: 0.241 SLG: 0.333 OPS: 0.575
ERA: 12.33 WHIP: 2.192
Maybe when in the cellar, and after a bad day, your prayers become benevolent. I could imagine the Rosebud owner turning its prayers towards the real ills of the day, and not towards a silly fantasy baseball league. If so, there is much for which he might pray – his brother’s success in obscure hobbies perhaps at the top of the list! Otherwise, perhaps his prayers might turn towards cementing his place as the number one pick in the draft next year, though there is work to be done for that to occur, since 10 MLB teams have 30 or fewer wins at this point. But there is a lot of season left in order to accomplish your goals! Gary Sanchez did do something worth talking about – leading the Yankees to a rare win with his 2 for 5 with one double and one home run performance. 
 
 
 
 
Combined MLB + EFL Standings for 2021
AL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Old Detroit Wolverines 49 19 .723
Flint Hill Tornadoes 44 24 .653 4.8
Tampa Bay Rays 43 25 .632 6.2
Boston Red Sox 41 27 .603 8.2
Toronto Blue Jays 34 32 .515 14.2
New York Yankees 34 32 .515 14.2
Baltimore Orioles 22 44 .333 26.2
NL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
D.C. Balk 40 19 .675
Canberra Kangaroos 35 24 .599 4.5
New York Mets 34 25 .576 5.8
Philadelphia Phillies 32 33 .492 10.8
Atlanta Braves 30 34 .469 12.3
Miami Marlins 29 38 .433 14.8
Washington Nationals 29 38 .433 14.8
 
AL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Chicago White Sox 42 25 .627
Cleveland Indians 36 28 .563 4.5
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 35 32 .530 6.5
Kansas City Royals 30 36 .455 11.5
Bellingham Cascades 30 37 .452 11.7
Detroit Tigers 28 39 .418 14
Minnesota Twins 26 41 .388 16
NL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Milwaukee Brewers 38 29 .567
Chicago Cubs 38 29 .567
Cottage Cheese 36 31 .539 1.9
Cincinnati Reds 34 31 .523 3
St. Louis Cardinals 34 33 .507 4
Pittsburgh Pirates 23 43 .348 14.5
 
AL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Kaline Drive 45 24 .646
Haviland Dragons 44 25 .635 0.8
Oakland A’s 42 27 .609 2.6
Houston Astros 38 28 .576 5.1
Seattle Mariners 34 35 .493 10.6
Los Angeles Angels 33 34 .493 10.6
Texas Rangers 25 42 .373 18.6
NL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Peshastin Pears 45 22 .670
San Francisco Giants 42 25 .627 2.9
Los Angeles Dodgers 41 26 .612 3.9
San Diego Padres 38 31 .551 7.9
Portland Rosebuds 30 37 .441 15.3
Colorado Rockies 27 41 .397 18.4
Arizona Diamondbacks 20 48 .294 25.4