League Updates

The Lucky Jerseys

This season the Red Sox unveiled their City Connect jerseys, which are the color of the Boston Marathon theme – a bright yellow and light blue combination – that is certainly a cool design but nothing like their normal red lettering on white or grey jerseys. This past weekend they wore them, and were supposed to wear them for only the weekend. But you know baseball players – they swept the series and figured their uniforms were good luck. So now they are wearing them until they lose – which means you are hopefully going to see these yellow and blue Red Sox jerseys all the way until October 3rd! 

The Tornado fans are trying to convince their team to put on their lucky jerseys. But the team has no idea which jersey is lucky. So, tonight, they are going to wear all of them at the same time. It will definitely be uncomfortable but desperate times call for desperate measures. And at least it is turning into Fall so a few extra layers will help the players stay warm.

 

EFL Standings for 2021
EFL
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB RS RA
Old Detroit Wolverines 105 47 .692 881.8 588.1
Flint Hill Tornadoes 99 53 .654 5.8 840.6 606.8
D.C. Balk 93 56 .625 10.6 858.8 666.8
Kaline Drive 94 57 .619 11.2 806.4 632.6
Peshastin Pears 92 59 .609 12.7 765.2 618.7
Canberra Kangaroos 82 67 .550 21.8 794.9 732.0
Cottage Cheese 82 69 .543 22.7 824.5 769.9
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 81 70 .539 23.3 748.4 690.7
Haviland Dragons 80 71 .528 25 774.9 758.0
Bellingham Cascades 77 74 .513 27.3 642.0 626.6
Portland Rosebuds 74 77 .490 30.7 792.3 820.4
 
Old Detroit: L, 7-8; 63PA, 5IP
AVG: 0.321 OBP: 0.365 SLG: 0.446 OPS: 0.812
ERA: 7.20 WHIP: 1.800
The Wolverines had a pitcher pitch last night, Marcus Stroman, but he ran into the current buzzsaw known as the Red Sox, who will be wearing their bright yellow City Connect Jerseys (seen in the image) as long as they keep winning (they’ve now won six straight!). Stroman gave up 4 runs in 5 innings, and was the only pitcher to appear, giving OD 2 replacement innings, too. The hitters tried valiantly to score 10 runs again, but fell just short. JP Crawford alone went 3 for 5 with a double and a home run. Ke’Bryan Hayes added three hits of his own, all singles, and Austin Riley hit his 30th home run on the season. Despite losing, the Wolverines did not lose any ground at all to the Tornadoes.
 
Flint Hill: L, 0-3; 67PA, 19.7IP
AVG: 0.258 OBP: 0.299 SLG: 0.435 OPS: 0.734
ERA: 5.48 WHIP: 1.624
The Tornadoes are stuck on 99 wins and cannot get to 100. The numbers listed above are perhaps as misleading as they could possibly be. Take for instance the slash line of .258/.299/.435. You would think that would produce some runs, and indeed, it would. But not when 6 of the team’s 16 hits are 100% in Granite Flats, including half of the extra base hits. And the pitching wasn’t good, but it wasn’t as good as it looks there, either, as two of the innings pitched were in Granite Flats. Yesterday was the perfect day to gain some ground, really any ground, on OD and we didn’t do it. 
 
DC: W, 11-6; 43PA, 2.3IP
AVG: 0.303 OBP: 0.465 SLG: 0.636 OPS: 1.101
ERA: 0.00 WHIP: 0.435
The Balk brought their bats, scoring 11 runs yesterday to earn a convincing win. Xander Bogaerts and Enrique Hernandez both homered for the Balk/Red Sox, and Pete Alonso homered in the same game, but for the Balk/Mets. Eleven hitters came to the plate, and all but three of them earned a walk, and all but three of them got a hit. It was a great day at the plate for the team. The pitching was good, though sparse, as only two relievers appeared, but they kept the other team scoreless which was enough to join the replacement pitchers in earning a win.
 
Kaline: W, 11-6; 49PA, 8.3IP
AVG: 0.381 OBP: 0.429 SLG: 0.714 OPS: 1.143
ERA: 5.42 WHIP: 1.446
Thought the Balk offensive line was good, the Drive’s was even better (though it resulted in the same amount of runs scored – mostly due to surplus PAs for the Drive). Kaline had 12 batters appear, and ten of them recorded a hit. Aaron Judge and Phil Gosselin were both 2 for 4 with a double and a home run – I guess they are basically the same player? Jose Altuve and Willson Contreras each added a home run to the total. The pitching was average, but good enough to earn a win and hold off the Pears, for now.
 
Peshastin: W, 7-1; 36PA, 7.3IP
AVG: 0.313 OBP: 0.389 SLG: 0.500 OPS: 0.889
ERA: 1.23 WHIP: 0.959
The Pears earned a convincing win, thanks in large part to excellent pitching – the very thing they requested in their update two days ago! Trevor Rogers gave up only one earned run (though 4 total) in his 5.3 innings pitched. Two relievers joined in the fun, and the Pears held their opponent to only 1 run scored. Juan Soto, Max Schrock, Yoan Moncada and Mike Zunino all got two hits apiece, and Ozzie Albies contributed a home run. 
 
Canberra: W, 8-5; 42PA, 4.7IP
AVG: 0.278 OBP: 0.381 SLG: 0.556 OPS: 0.937
ERA: 3.83 WHIP: 1.489
The Canberra catchers were awesome yesterday, with Mitch Garver and Austin Nola combining to go 5 for 9, with Nola contributing a home run. Vlad, Jr. went 2 for 4 with a double in his quest to win the Triple Crown. Dane Dunning was not stunning, giving up 2 runs in only 2.7 innings, but two relievers pitched scoreless innings and the Roos won!
 
Cottage: L, 3-4; 37PA, 14IP
AVG: 0.200 OBP: 0.243 SLG: 0.286 OPS: 0.529
ERA: 3.86 WHIP: 1.571
The Cheese pitchers pitched well yesterday, though I am not sure which of them are allocated and which are not since Cheese management has been so quick to bench and unbench these undulating hurlers. The best one was Mitch Keller, who I believe is allocated only 50%, while the worst was Daniel Lynch, whom I think is not allocated at all. But the hitting wasn’t quite strong enough to win the game. Shohei Ohtani hit a home run after a bit of a drought, apparently not content to let Vlad, Jr. walk away with the home run title, but outside of him and his LA counterpart, Trea Turner, who had two singles, no one else did very much.
 
Pittsburgh: “L,” 5-4; 29PA, 6.7IP
AVG: 0.310 OBP: 0.310 SLG: 0.448 OPS: 0.759
ERA: 4.03 WHIP: 1.045
The Alleghenys won, despite getting 0 walks on the day. They had good contributions from almost the entire lineup – Bobby Dalbec went 2 for 4 with a double, and Luis Robert went 2 for 5 with a double. Only Dominic Smith didn’t get a hit, for which the Red Sox are very thankful. Luke Weave pitched good enough for a win, giving up 3 runs in 6.7 innings. 
 
Haviland: W, 10-7; 36PA, 1.3IP
AVG: 0.355 OBP: 0.444 SLG: 0.581 OPS: 1.025
ERA: 0.00 WHIP: 0.769
The Haviland Hitters hit heroically yesterday, sending them to a win even though the pitchers allowed 7 runs to be scored. The team collected 5 doubles and one triple (the triple from catcher JT Realmuto). Kyle Schwarber went 1 for 2 with 2 walks for the Red Sox/Dragons. Jose Iglesias was 1 for 3 with a double for the Red Sox/Dragons.
 
Bellingham: L, 5-7; 46PA, 14IP
AVG: 0.243 OBP: 0.391 SLG: 0.351 OPS: 0.743
ERA: 5.14 WHIP: 1.786
Everything was just OK for the Cascades yesterday, and they needed at least some greatness in order to win. Kevin Gausman gave up three home runs to the Padres, and Tyler Mahl gave up 3 earned runs to the Pirates. The batters managed to earn 8 walks, which is impressive, but only 9 hits. Jack Mayfield made one of those hits a home run. 
 
Portland: L, 1-3; 39PA, 5IP
AVG: 0.216 OBP: 0.231 SLG: 0.270 OPS: 0.501
ERA: 3.60 WHIP: 2.000
That’s the kind of pitching you want to see as an owner, but that is not the type of hitting you care for, truth be told. Tyler Alexander was responsible for all of the pitching. Max Kepler and CJ Cron were responsible for 6 of the 8 hits, but they couldn’t muster enough oomph to power the team to a win. 
 
 
Combined MLB + EFL Standings for 2021
AL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Old Detroit Wolverines 105 47 .692
Flint Hill Tornadoes 99 53 .654 5.8
Tampa Bay Rays 93 59 .612 12.2
Boston Red Sox 87 65 .572 18.2
Toronto Blue Jays 85 66 .563 19.7
New York Yankees 85 67 .559 20.2
Baltimore Orioles 48 103 .318 56.7
NL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
D.C. Balk 93 56 .625
Canberra Kangaroos 82 67 .550 11.2
Atlanta Braves 79 70 .530 14.1
Philadelphia Phillies 77 74 .510 17.1
New York Mets 73 78 .483 21.1
Miami Marlins 64 87 .424 30.1
Washington Nationals 62 89 .411 32.1
 
AL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Chicago White Sox 85 66 .563
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 81 70 .539 3.6
Bellingham Cascades 77 74 .513 7.5
Cleveland Indians 74 76 .493 10.5
Detroit Tigers 74 78 .487 11.5
Kansas City Royals 69 83 .454 16.5
Minnesota Twins 66 85 .437 19
NL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Milwaukee Brewers 91 60 .603
Cottage Cheese 82 69 .543 9
St. Louis Cardinals 81 69 .540 9.5
Cincinnati Reds 78 74 .513 13.5
Chicago Cubs 67 84 .444 24
Pittsburgh Pirates 57 94 .377 34
 
AL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Kaline Drive 94 57 .619
Houston Astros 90 61 .596 3.5
Seattle Mariners 82 69 .543 11.5
Oakland A’s 82 69 .543 11.5
Haviland Dragons 80 71 .528 13.8
Los Angeles Angels 72 79 .477 21.5
Texas Rangers 55 96 .364 38.5
NL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
San Francisco Giants 98 53 .649
Los Angeles Dodgers 97 54 .642 1
Peshastin Pears 92 59 .609 6
San Diego Padres 76 74 .507 21.5
Portland Rosebuds 74 77 .490 24
Colorado Rockies 70 80 .467 27.5
Arizona Diamondbacks 48 103 .318 50