League Updates

The Pears Leap Like Kangaroos

Dragon outfielder (and old pal of the Canberra Captain Kangaroo)  Steven Souza made the defensive play of the day.

Not this play:

A different one.

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EFL Standings for 2017
EFL
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB RS RA
Cottage Cheese 33 14 .695 260.5 169.2
Haviland Dragons 32 17 .644 2.1 294.3 218.5
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 27 17 .606 4.5 222.7 178.7
Flint Hill Tornadoes 26 19 .588 5.2 204.7 169.9
Peshastin Pears 28 22 .570 5.7 241.4 216.5
Kaline Drive 28 21 .569 5.8 230.0 202.5
Portland Rosebuds 28 22 .563 6 277.5 236.0
Canberra Kangaroos 26 21 .557 6.5 243.3 211.1
Old Detroit Wolverines 19 26 .420 12.8 177.5 210.3
D.C. Balk 17 30 .353 16.1 221.2 300.3
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Cottage: W, 2 – 2. (.176, .282, .412; 14.7 ip, 2 er). Sean Manaea came back from the dead to pitch 7 scoreless frames.
Haviland: W 2, L 0; 16 – 7. (.269, .296, .769; 21.3 ip, 9 er).  The Dragons hit four homers, two by Neil Walker.  Steven Souza hit one, too, a perfect bookend to his fielding…ummm…  gem
Pittsburgh: L, 3 – 3. (.114, .170, .182; 1 ip, 0 er).  Stay away from the Alleghenys. They are wracked with wolveritis, which is highly contagious. This is no mild case — that’s 47 plate appearances of weenie hitting right there.
Flint Hill: W, 3 – (-2). (.176, .263, .176; 14.3 ip, 4 er). I TOLD you to stay away from the Alleghenys! Yet you still go right up to them in the standings, less than a game away.  And now you’ve got wolveritis, too — only 19 plate appearances worth, but once it starts it’s so hard to get rid of.  On the other hand, Antonio Senzatela was senzational: 8 ip, 0 er. 
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Peshastin: W 1, L 1; 14 – 4. (.333, .375, .711; 9.3 ip, 1 er).  The best day for any EFL team. The Pears leapt from 8th place to 5th in one day.  Kevin Kiermaier went 2 for 3 with a homer and a walk, and Max Scherzer went 8.7 innings, allowing a single earned run.  The Pears do much better in the comforting, inspiring presence of their owner than they do when he’s off cavorting in Europe.
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Kaline: W 0, L 2; 8 – 14. (.255, .352, .362; 1 ip, 0 er). Infielders Ryan Schimpf (1.833 OPS) and Chris Owings (1.350), along with backup catcher Christian Vazquez (1.417) did their best imitations of slugger Aaron Judge (1.417), with Vazquez capturing the prize for an identical batting line to the Judge.
Portland: W 1, L 1; 8 – 6. (.182, .308, .364; 6.7 ip, 1 er).  The Rosebuds scraped by with only 1 game’s worth of hitting and pitching,, covering two games, sort of. Chris Iannetta’s solo blast with two out in the ninth inning to tie the game was a key blow.
Canberra: W 1, L 1; 7 – 9. (.262, .354, .405; 4 ip, 3 er). A few days ago the Kangaroos made the same leap the Pears made yesterday.  As impressive as it was, it didn’t stick: the ‘Roos are back in eighth place. If Jonathan Lucroy hadn’t gone 2 for 3 with 2 doubles and 2 walks, it could have been worse… well, no, that’s not true.  It’s a looooong way down to ninth place.  The eighth-place ‘Roos are essentially as close to the first-place Cheese as they are to the  ninth-place Wolverines.  
Old Detroit: W, 6 – 2. (.286, .355, .571; 5.3 ip, o er). Christian Yelich went 3 for 3 with 3 doubles, a walk and a HBP. Alex Wood fired 5 scoreless innings. The Woeverines are waiting to make their instantaneous leap to 5th place until they can make it stick.
DC: W 1,  L 1; 8 – 8. (.207, .281, .379;  8.7 ip, 1 er).  Joe Musgrove tossed 7 scoreless innings. Anthony Swarzak, newly liberated from Commissioner-induced oblivion, added another scoreless frame.  That was enough to salvage a win despite unimpressive team offense.
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Combined MLB + EFL Standings for 2017
AL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
New York Yankees 27 18 .600
Flint Hill Tornadoes 26 19 .588 0.5
Boston Red Sox 26 21 .553 2
Baltimore Orioles 25 21 .543 2.5
Tampa Bay Rays 26 25 .510 4
Toronto Blue Jays 22 26 .458 6.5
Old Detroit Wolverines 19 26 .420 8.1
NL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Washington Nationals 29 18 .617
Canberra Kangaroos 26 21 .557 2.8
Atlanta Braves 21 25 .457 7.5
New York Mets 20 26 .435 8.5
Miami Marlins 17 29 .370 11.5
D.C. Balk 17 30 .353 12.4
Philadelphia Phillies 16 30 .348 12.5
AL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 27 17 .606
Minnesota Twins 25 19 .568 1.7
Cleveland Indians 24 22 .522 3.7
Detroit Tigers 22 25 .468 6.2
Chicago White Sox 21 25 .457 6.7
Kansas City Royals 20 27 .426 8.2
NL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Cottage Cheese 33 14 .695
Chicago Cubs 25 22 .532 7.7
Milwaukee Brewers 25 23 .521 8.2
St. Louis Cardinals 23 22 .511 8.7
Cincinnati Reds 23 24 .489 9.7
Pittsburgh Pirates 22 27 .449 11.7
AL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Houston Astros 33 16 .673
Haviland Dragons 32 17 .644 1.4
Kaline Drive 28 21 .569 5.1
Texas Rangers 24 25 .490 9
Los Angeles Angels 25 26 .490 9
Oakland A’s 22 25 .468 10
Seattle Mariners 21 28 .429 12
NL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Colorado Rockies 32 18 .640
Arizona Diamondbacks 31 19 .620 1
Los Angeles Dodgers 29 20 .592 2.5
Peshastin Pears 28 22 .570 3.5
Portland Rosebuds 28 22 .563 3.9
San Francisco Giants 20 30 .400 12
San Diego Padres 18 32 .360 14