League Updates

We’re Baaack!

The old guys shall rise again! Hopefully, at least in this case, without having to wait until Judgment Day.

EFL Standings for 2019
EFL
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB RS RA
Portland Rosebuds 31 18 .635 290.9 219.3
Flint Hill Tornadoes 29 18 .617 1.1 280.4 219.2
Old Detroit Wolverines 26 21 .547 4.4 257.0 232.2
Canberra Kangaroos 26 22 .547 4.4 263.5 238.7
Peshastin Pears 26 23 .528 5.2 235.6 224.5
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 25 23 .516 5.9 223.1 215.5
Kaline Drive 24 25 .497 6.8 195.6 196.0
Haviland Dragons 23 26 .471 8 221.9 237.4
Bellingham Cascades 21 27 .445 9.3 236.9 268.1
Cottage Cheese 19 27 .414 10.6 219.0 260.6
Brookland Outs 19 27 .404 11 220.2 268.9
D.C. Balk 17 31 .363 13.2 196.6 261.1
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Portland: W, 3 – 1.  (PA 38, .125, .263, .344; 12.7 ip, 0 er, 0.00 ERA). German Marquez put together 8 scoreless innings and FOUR relievers failed, over 4.7 additional innings, to mess it up. I think we can all agree this led to an unfortunate outcome: last year’s champs beginning to soar away from the rest of us. I’m not proposing any drastic action at this point.  After all, every previous occupant of first place has stumbled, some all the way down to 10th place.  So perhaps we can rely on the Rosebuds to wilt in the heat of the first-place spotlight. But just in case they don’t, I’m warning everyone to be vigilant.
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Flint Hill: L, 7 – 8. (34 PA, .286, .412, .429; 6 ip, 2 er, 3.00 ERA). The Tornados had a decent day, not the kind that should cost a team in the standings.  But all that fancy pitching in Portland doubled the Tornadoes’ deficit in the pennant race.
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Old Detroit: W, 4 – 4. (45 PA, .205, .311, .333; 1 ip, 0 er, 0.00 era).  Raphael Devers shone again Tuesday: 2 for 3 with a homer and a walk. That nice young man helped this old guy cross into the top three of the league… although it required us to step gingerly around someone who seemed to be napping in the grass. So now there’s one of us old guys among the league leaders for the first time in weeks!  Yay for the old guys! But it is a shock to discover being in the top 3 doesn’t get you any closer than 4.4 games behind. Sigh. More work to do.
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Canberra: L, (-1) – 2. (30 PA, .037, .133, .148; 8.7 ip, 3 er, 3.12 ERA).  The napping person turns out to be the Captain Kangaroo! His pitchers weren’t napping at all, but that 1 for 27 batting performance is positively comatose.  Or would be if the 1 wasn’t a Jose Abreu homer.
Peshastin: W, 6 – 1. (50 PA, .222, .300, .644; 8 ip, 1 er, 1.12 ERA).  Huh. Here’s another great day of pitching. So far the teams I’ve reported total 36.3 ip with only 6 earned runs, for an ERA of under 1.50. The Pears’ pitching, combined with another Joey Gallo homer and two from Clint Frazier plus solo shots from JaCoby Jones and Juan Soto, helped the Pears gain, even on the Rosebuds.
Pittsburgh: W, 4 – 0. (35 PA, .200, .429, .480;  7 ip, 0 er, 0.00 ERA).  Wow!  Sonny Gray and Trevor Gott added to and improved the league’s running pitching line:  42.2 ip, 6 er, ERA under 1.30.)  Juricskon Profar did the pinch-hit homer trick, plus he added two HBP, for a 5.000 OPS over three plate appearances.
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Kaline: “L” 4- 3. (49 PA, .289, .347, .444; 12.3 ip, 4 er, 2.92 ERA).  The 2.92 Kaline ERA looks high today, but it’s really very good.  And Omar Narvaez led the way from the plate Tuesday: 3 for 4 with a homer.  The Drive are just right there in getting back over .500 line.
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Haviland: W, 5 – 3.  (23 PA, .211, .318, .579;  6 ip, 2 er, 3.00 ERA).  Still no bad pitching lines today, 2/3 of the way through the standings.  Also solid hitting, if not quite enough of it.  Even though he pitched well (5 ip, 2 er), Domingo German lost the German War (with German Marquez).
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Bellingham: L, 2 – 5. (44 PA, .238, .261, .429;  6 ip, 3 er, 4.50 ERA).  This is the worst pitching line of the day, so far, and it’s not even that bad. A reasonable amount of hitting could have still  produced a win. Rowdy Tellez tried to ensure such an outcome, but his 2 homers in 5 PA wasn’t enough by itself.
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Cottage: L, 3 – 8. (45 PA, .256, .289, .326;  0.3 ip. 0 er, 0.00 ERA). Every third of an inning helps, especially scoreless ones. Getting one means a team only needs twenty more thirds of an inning per game, at least.
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Brookland: W, 6 – 4. (30 PA, .269, .355, .538; 3.3 ip., 1 er, 2.70 ERA).  Good stuff happened here.  Just needs to be a little more of it.
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DC:  L, 2 – 8. (31 PA, .276, .323, .379; 0.7 ip, 0 er, 0.00 ERA)  Thanks to Tim Mayza’s 0.7 scoreless inning, we did it! Not one single team had a daily ERA over 4.50.  I don’t know when that has ever happened before on a reasonably full day of MLB games. The league’s era, calculated in my head while trying to listen to what’s going on around me, was something like 2.75 ERA.  Meantime we scored 3.75 runs per team, even counting the negative runs scored by during their nap by the Kangaroos.
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Combined MLB + EFL Standings for 2019
AL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
New York Yankees 30 17 .638
Flint Hill Tornadoes 29 18 .617 1
Tampa Bay Rays 27 18 .600 2
Old Detroit Wolverines 26 21 .547 4.3
Boston Red Sox 25 23 .521 5.5
Toronto Blue Jays 20 28 .417 10.5
Baltimore Orioles 15 33 .313 15.5
NL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Philadelphia Phillies 28 20 .583
Canberra Kangaroos 26 22 .547 1.7
Atlanta Braves 26 23 .531 2.5
New York Mets 22 25 .468 5.5
Washington Nationals 19 29 .396 9
D.C. Balk 17 31 .363 10.6
Miami Marlins 14 31 .311 12.5
AL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Minnesota Twins 32 16 .667
Cleveland Indians 25 22 .532 6.5
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 25 23 .516 7.3
Chicago White Sox 21 26 .447 10.5
Bellingham Cascades 21 27 .445 10.6
Detroit Tigers 18 27 .400 12.5
Kansas City Royals 16 31 .340 15.5
NL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Chicago Cubs 28 18 .609
Milwaukee Brewers 28 22 .560 2
Pittsburgh Pirates 24 21 .533 3.5
St. Louis Cardinals 24 23 .511 4.5
Cincinnati Reds 22 26 .458 7
Cottage Cheese 19 27 .414 9
Brookland Outs 19 27 .404 9.4
AL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Houston Astros 33 16 .673
Texas Rangers 23 23 .500 8.5
Kaline Drive 24 25 .497 8.6
Oakland A’s 24 25 .490 9
Haviland Dragons 23 26 .471 9.9
Los Angeles Angels 22 26 .458 10.5
Seattle Mariners 23 28 .451 11
NL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Los Angeles Dodgers 32 17 .653
Portland Rosebuds 31 18 .635 0.9
Peshastin Pears 26 23 .528 6.1
San Diego Padres 25 24 .510 7
Arizona Diamondbacks 25 24 .510 7
Colorado Rockies 21 25 .457 9.5
San Francisco Giants 21 26 .447 10