League Updates

The State of the Race

I don’t know how many of you check the standings on the website home page on days I don’t post.  My EFL time the last couple of days got soaked up in calculating defense ratings updates, which should be available to you soon for all your players. And yesterday morning was spent helping as a course volunteer for the Oregon Spring Half Marathon at Champoeg (which Sam won).  So I couldn’t get an update done yesterday.  Here is what the standings looked like Saturday morning:

EFL  AS OF SATURDAY MORNING MAY 25, 2019
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB RS RA
Portland Rosebuds 33 18 .639 308.2 231.1
Flint Hill Tornadoes 31 18 .641 0.2 305.2 228.0
Old Detroit Wolverines 28 21 .577 3.3 281.9 234.5
Canberra Kangaroos 29 22 .570 3.5 287.2 248.8
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 27 23 .539 5.2 237.5 219.6
Peshastin Pears 27 24 .529 5.6 254.6 240.7
Kaline Drive 26 26 .505 6.9 211.1 208.0
Haviland Dragons 25 27 .480 8.1 242.8 254.3
Bellingham Cascades 22 28 .439 10.1 242.5 277.6
Cottage Cheese 20 29 .415 11.2 237.2 281.7
Brookland Outs 20 29 .409 11.6 238.9 288.2
D.C. Balk 18 33 .352 14.7 202.8 275.2

Note that the Tornadoes nearly caught the Rosebuds, and the Kangaroos did the same to the Wolverines, who held steady at 3.3 games out of first place. Kaline held on just above .500, Brookland threatened to sink the Cheese almost to the bottom of the fondue pot, and the Balk maintained a 0.4 game lead in front of the Miami Marlins.

That’s Derek Jeter’s Miami Marlins. No matter what else is going on, one’s fantasy season is in large measure successful if one is beating Derek Jeter.

Ok, having set the stage, here are this morning’s standings:

EFL
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB RS RA
Portland Rosebuds 34 18 .648 317.6 234.1
Flint Hill Tornadoes 31 20 .616 1.8 312.0 245.6
Canberra Kangaroos 30 22 .584 3.3 300.4 253.5
Old Detroit Wolverines 29 22 .573 4 289.7 245.5
Peshastin Pears 28 24 .539 5.7 263.6 244.2
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 27 24 .531 6.1 239.4 224.4
Kaline Drive 27 26 .514 7 220.0 212.1
Haviland Dragons 25 28 .470 9.3 250.1 266.3
Cottage Cheese 21 29 .430 11.2 244.8 282.0
Bellingham Cascades 22 29 .427 11.4 242.0 283.7
Brookland Outs 21 29 .411 12.2 242.3 291.7
D.C. Balk 19 33 .362 14.9 211.8 281.5
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Portland: W, 9 – 3. (48 PA, .357, .438, .548 — Happy Edgar Martinez Day! —  7 ip, 1 er, 1.29 ERA).  If this were MarioKart, the Rosebuds would: (a) have an advantage with their name, which sounds like a MarioKart character and (b) would have just run over an accelerator strip.  They were already going .639 for the season, but Saturday they suddenly sped up to .648 for the season, .650 for May. Wade Miley was the main reason, with his 6 ip, 1 er. Paul Goldschmidt going 3 for 3 would be the second main reason.
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Flint Hill: W 0, L 2; 7 – 18. (39 PA, .167, .231, .278; 13. 3 ip, 12 er, 8.10 ERA).  If I recall correctly, in MarioKart you get hit by a bomb that really set you back.  With that gruesome pitching line and that woeful batting — weak, and not enough of it to cover both ends of a doubleheader — it’s like the Tornados got hit by three bombs in a row.  They dropped 1.6 games in a single day, octupling the gap between them and first place.   Mike Trout gets paid $25,000,000 in the EFL to prevent this kind of debacle.  He went 0 for 4. Too busy moonlighting for the Angels, I guess, to pay much attention to the Tornados.  This problem will probably persist until the Tornados start out-paying the Angels.
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Canberra: W, 13 – 5. (18 PA, .600, .667, 1.133; 3 ip, 0 er, 0 era) Every Kangaroo hitter reached safely at least three times Saturday.  That’s the good news. The bad news: only four Kangaroos reported for work Saturday.  The hitting line they compiled is amazing. But after several ‘Roos apparently went off the cliff or fell through the hole in the bridge, there just wasn’t enough volume there.   The ‘Roos now have 14 replacement plate appearances (all at second base) and 13.7 replacement innings (9 for relief pitching). Again, the Commissioner never gives advice, but doggone it, if you’re going to roadkill the Wolverines, you’d better make it worthwhile. Don’t you have anyone you can activate for the last 6 days of the month?
Old Detroit: W 1, L 1; 8 – 11.  (58 PA, .260, .283, .420;  5.3 ip , 4 er, 6.75 ERA).  I’m pretty sure that banana peel the Wolverines (another good potential MarioKart name) hit was meant for the Kangaroos.  But we took it out ourselves (you’re welcome, Captain) but I am confident we will get back to speed pretty quickly once our heads stop spinning. Which may not be today, considering the 0-fers they’re putting up so far this afternoon.
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Pittsburgh: L, 2 – 5. (34 PA, .188, .235, .219; 1.7 ip, 0 er, 0.00 ERA). I think the Bible says if you have a Michael Chavis and he goes 2 for 4 and you lose anyway, and your neighbor needed Michael Chavis before you stole him, you should share the Michael Chavis you’re wasting with your neighbor who could make really good use of him.  Pretty sure that’s almost an exact quote.
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Kaline: W, 9 – 4. (45 PA, .341, .400, .561;  9.7 ip, 4 er, 3.72 ERA).  Hunter Renfroe came up very big: 4 for 6 with two homers and a stolen base. He was one of 5 Drive to thrive at 1.000 OPS or more. Meanwhile Jake Arrieta put together 8 strong innings (2 er) to give the Drive some breathing room above .500.
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Haviland: L, 7 – 8. (50 PA, .304, .340, .565 — Happy Edgar Day!;  9 ip, 8 er, 8.00 ERA).  Carlos Santana and Brandon Lowe each homered and doubled to lead a robust offense.  But Yu Darvish didn’t do well and two relievers were underwhelming (each delivering an inning and an earned run).
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Cottage: W, 8 – 0. (43 PA, .350, .372, .575; 6.7 ip, 0 er, 0.00 ERA). Every Cheese got a hit — I fell like I just said this the other day.  Wilson Ramos led the way, with two homers, a single and a walk for a 3.050 daily OPS.  Tyler Skaggs threw 5.7 innings without an earned run — a nice day for the talented but fragile Mr. Skaggs.
Bellingham: L, 0 – 6. (29 PA, .077, .172, .115; 14.3 ip, 8 er, 5.02 ERA).  Stephen Vogt went 1 for 1 with a walk to lead the Cascade offense, who only mustered one other hit (a JP Crawford double).  Mike Fiers still can’t recover his no-hit magic: 3 er in 6 ip, this time. Alex Claudio punched another hole in the day with his triple chulk (1 AB, 3 er). This how the old man’s Cheese passed the mighty Cascades.
Brookland: “W”, 3 – 3. (34 PA, .276, .353, .483; 6 ip,  1 er, 1.50 ERA). Nice hitting led by Adam Jones (2 for 2 with a double).  Charlie Morton also was dominant (6 ip, 1 er), but two more replacement relief innings didn’t help.
DC:  “W”, 9 – 6. (41 PA, .385, .415, .692; 9 ip, 6 er, 6.00 ERA) Kole Calhoun went 3 for 3 with a double and a homer  and a walk: a nice 3.333 OPS.  The Balk needed leadership like that : Joe Musgrove got treated rudely by the Dodgers, who extracted 6 earned runs out of Musgrove’s 5 ip. The win added some cushion to the Balk’s battle to beat Derek Jeter — who doesn’t seem to have any red or green turtle shells to fire.
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AL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
New York Yankees 34 17 .667
Flint Hill Tornadoes 31 20 .616 2.6
Tampa Bay Rays 30 19 .612 3
Old Detroit Wolverines 29 22 .573 4.8
Boston Red Sox 27 25 .519 7.5
Toronto Blue Jays 20 32 .385 14.5
Baltimore Orioles 16 36 .308 18.5
NL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Philadelphia Phillies 31 21 .596
Canberra Kangaroos 30 22 .584 0.6
Atlanta Braves 29 24 .547 2.5
New York Mets 25 26 .490 5.5
Washington Nationals 21 31 .404 10
D.C. Balk 19 33 .362 12.2
Miami Marlins 16 33 .327 13.5
AL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Minnesota Twins 35 16 .686
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 27 24 .531 7.9
Cleveland Indians 26 25 .510 9
Chicago White Sox 23 28 .451 12
Bellingham Cascades 22 29 .427 13.2
Detroit Tigers 19 30 .388 15
Kansas City Royals 17 34 .333 18
NL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Chicago Cubs 30 20 .600
Milwaukee Brewers 29 24 .547 2.5
Pittsburgh Pirates 25 24 .510 4.5
St. Louis Cardinals 26 25 .510 4.5
Cincinnati Reds 23 28 .451 7.5
Cottage Cheese 21 29 .430 8.5
Brookland Outs 21 29 .411 9.5
AL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Houston Astros 35 18 .660
Oakland A’s 27 25 .519 7.5
Kaline Drive 27 26 .514 7.8
Texas Rangers 25 24 .510 8
Haviland Dragons 25 28 .470 10.1
Los Angeles Angels 23 28 .451 11
Seattle Mariners 23 31 .426 12.5
NL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Los Angeles Dodgers 34 18 .654
Portland Rosebuds 34 18 .648 0.3
Peshastin Pears 28 24 .539 6
San Diego Padres 28 24 .538 6
Arizona Diamondbacks 27 25 .519 7
Colorado Rockies 23 27 .460 10
San Francisco Giants 21 30 .412 12.5

 

 

I read Saturday evening a piece on MLB.com about starting pitchers the Padres might target for trade. One was Madison Bumgarner.  But, I thought, how terrible it would be if the players the Padres offered were guys I already have, say, Luis Urias and Chris Paddack for Bumgarner. I already have Urias in the first of his five EFL rookie years.    And I have Paddack as a debutant.  A Bumgarner trade for those two would be useless to me.

Or would it?

Consider:  if the Giants trade Bumgarner for a guy who has never been to the majors, I’d get to keep that hot prospect. It’s clearly provided for in our rules, and most of us have taken advantage of that provision.

If the Giants trade Bumgarner for a guy the computer stole from us in the rookie draft, I’d get to take that player for my own for the rest of his EFL rookies days. Also clear from the rules.

inI can accept that trade, too, and I’d get Senzel as a rookieSo if the Giants trade Bumgarner for Paddack — no, let’s say the Indians trade Kluber for Paddack, I don’t have to let the Kangaroos snag Paddack away from me for his debutant season.  But I don’t control Paddack after the season ends.  I only have title to him until the season is over.  I have a limited estate, one that divests at a defined moment (the end of the regular season, including any tie-breaker games to determine who gets the wild card). We call that title for a term of years (in this case, less than one year).  An interest like that always creates a remainder interest in whoever is slated to own the asset after the term expires.

 

If the Giants trade Bumgarner for Nicky Senzel, who is as of right now unowned