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Et vos, brutes?

Come on, guys.  It’s not even the ides of anything. 

EFL Standings for 2021
EFL
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB RS RA
Old Detroit Wolverines 55 22 .709 449.1 287.5
D.C. Balk 48 23 .671 4 386.5 271.4
Kaline Drive 49 26 .658 4.3 392.8 282.0
Peshastin Pears 49 26 .647 5.1 358.4 267.3
Flint Hill Tornadoes 49 28 .641 5.2 371.1 279.3
Haviland Dragons 47 28 .624 6.8 370.1 293.6
Canberra Kangaroos 43 28 .610 8.3 362.9 295.3
Cottage Cheese 41 35 .539 13.1 412.4 391.9
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 39 36 .518 14.7 371.4 356.6
Bellingham Cascades 37 38 .498 16.2 304.2 308.6
Portland Rosebuds 33 42 .440 20.6 385.5 442.8
 
 
Old Detroit: L good and hard, 0 – 15. (45 PA, .184 .267, .237;  10.6 ip, 16 ER, 13.58 ERA).  I am confident this is the worst single loss result we will ever see in the EFL.  Here’s why:
 
* Yesterday the Wolverines were “55 – 21”, 10.5 games ahead of the 45-31 Tampa Bay Rays, according to the combined MLB + EFL Standings.  That means the W’s were extremely close to 55.5 – 20.5. Today the “55 – 22”   Wolverines are 8.6 games in front of the 46- 31 Rays, which means the W’s are more like 54.6 – 22.4.  That’s a (-0.9) – 1.9 loss.  So mathematically, this is the very maximum of how big of a loss one can have and still be only 1 loss. 
 
* Do you see that batting line?  No way that’s only 0 runs.  But, in fact, it was worse — (-0.3) runs. How?  The Wolverines went 7 for 38 with a triple and 5 walks.  But here’s the catch:  Nate Lowe was 3 for 4 with the triple.  He was 100% playing for the Toledo Mudweasels.  That left the rest of the team 4 for 34, .117, .231, .117.  So as a matter of general managerial incompetence, this is a doozy. 
 
* Chris Paddack chulked, but at least it was for only 2.3 ip, 5 er.  Mike Minor didn’t quite chulk.  He went 5 innings, allowing 9 earned runs. But here’s the thing: none of them were home runs.  Having coughed up 4 runs in the fourth inning (walk, single, single, triple, ground out, single, gidp), Minor pitched a scoreless 5th, then started the 6th inning single, single, mound visit, single, double, mound visit, double.  Finally the local manager,  Mike Matheny, marched to the mound himself, removing Minor.  The reliever served up another double, and Minor had his 9 earned runs. Matheny seems to be a nice guy, but couldn’t he have rescued Minor a little earlier?  So that’s the field managerial negligence aspect of this loss. 
 
*  That triple in the 3rd inning? That was supposed Wolverine teammate Nate Lowe, who also singled in the 6th.  Lowe drove in runs #2 and #3 and scored runs #4 and #6 of the 9 runs.  One of the 5 Wolverine walks was to Adolis Garcia, who scored run #1 of the nine runs.  So it was a loss fueled in large part by teammate betrayal
 
* Speaking of betrayals: here is the most distressing part of this massive loss —  the ten daggers in the Wolverines’ back. Eight of you gained MORE than a single game on the Wolverines.  And the others gained 0.9  and 0.8 games.  All that high-fiving, yahooing, singing, and dancing kind of hurts a guy’s feelings. No one even sent a sympathy card signed, sealed, and delivered while grinning ear to ear. So that’s the league-wide dearth of empathy side of this loss.  
 
We have seen worse days, I think — double losses, maybe even a triple loss?  But this is about as bad as it can possibly get on a day where only 1 loss is recorded. 
 
 
 
DC: W 2, L 0;  8 – 6.  (37 PA, .206, .270, .353;   7 ip, 0 er, 0.00 ERA).  That guy running the Balk is sharp, let me tell you.  He timed perfectly a 2-game day, and won both games despite having to take on 2.7 inning of replacement pitching.  His struggling starter, Martin Perez, surrendered 3 runs in only 3.7 innings, but cleverly managed to make them all unearned. His  putative superstar, Bryce Harper, went 1 for 6, but his 1 was a homer off someone else’s pitcher.  His weak hitters were at least all playing for the team and helping it win.  The Balk gained 1.6 games on the Wolverines and leapt into second place. 
 
 
 
Kaline: W (-1), L 1,  (-1) – 2.   (45 PA, .211, .311, .342;  7.3 ip, 6 er, 7.40 ERA).  Perhaps there’s a silver lining in the Wolverine catastrophe: consolation to the Drive on an otherwise bad day.  The hitting was weak and ample, a bad combination, even though the surging shortstop Willy Adames had another great day (3 for 5 with the team’s only home run).  The pitching, including another Rafael Montero chulk in relief (1 ip, 2 er) was worse than replacement because it can’t be erased by surplus future pitching.   And the team fell out of 2nd place.
 
But even with all that, the Drive still managed to gain 0.9 games on the Wolverines. So it’s not all that bad.  
 
 
 
Peshastin:  W, 6 – 5. (37 PA, .303, .378, .364;  2 ip, 0 er, 0.00 ERA).  The Pears won their game with a nice, if low-powered, day at the plate, and an equally nice, if low-inninged, day from the mound. Everyone reached base safely except Victor Robles, and Ryan Mountcastle and Yoan Moncada each reached safely 3 times with two singles and a walk.  It was plenty for the Pesties to pass Flint Hill in the standings and gain 1.5 games on the Woeverines. 
 
 
 
Flint Hill: L, 1 – 4.  (47 PA, .178, .213, .267;  15.3 ip, 6 er, 3.53 ERA).  Sean Manaea spun 6 sterling innings, with only 1 earned run allowed.  Carlos Rodon, on the other hand, ran into the Mariners’ buzz saw and allowed 3 earned runs in 5  innings pitched. Four relievers absorbed a small sextuple chulk by Ryan Tepera (0.3 ip, 2 er) to cover 4.3 ip at a cost of only 2 earned runs.  All that solid pitching was not quite enough to make up for the weak, nearly Wolverine-bad hitting.  Anthony Rendon’s homer and Nick Gordon’s double were the only extra bases.  With only 2 walks, the Flinties did almost nothing to stretch their 8 for 45 day into runs. So the T’s took a stinging loss — only to discover they had STILL gained  1.2 games on the Wolverines. 
 
This is the essence of the day:  a team loses but gains more than a win’s worth of games on the league leader.  
 
 
Haviland:  DNP, 2 – 3.  (52 PA, .277, .327, .511;  11.3 ip, 9 er, 7.17 ERA).  Pable Lopez was good ( 6ip, 2 er).  Domingo German struggled (5 ip, 3 er plus a fourth run unearned).  Corbin Martin Royal Chulked ( 0.3 ip, 4 er), but at least his field manager got him out of there after the second home run (and the hbp and the second walk and the second other hit  — seven base runners and only 1 run, I guess that was a rather Matheny-like move, after all).  (I even double checked to make sure it wasn’t Matheny.  Martin plays for Arizona, which has its own sad storyline going this year). 
 
On the hitting side, however, only the lack of a game being played yesterday kept the team’s .838 OPS from adding a bunch of runs scored and boosting the Dragons even closer to the league lead.  Homers by a trio of promising young Dragons (Amed  Rosario, Alex Kirilloff, and Jake Cronenworth) boosted the Dragons 1.3 games closer to the lead. 
 
 
 
Canberra:  W 1, L 1; 7 – 6. (20 PA, .263, .300, .421;  7.3 ip, 2 er, 2.47 ERA)   The Kangaroos’ fortunes are being hamstrung this month by a ton of replacement plate appearances: 131 so far, including at least 37 more yesterday. The Mets’ hard work to catch up on games played is pinching the ‘Roos pretty hard.  Vladdy Geurrero Jr.’s 25th homer of the season helped some, but I imagine the Captain Kangaroo’s thoughts have strayed to how beautiful the world could be if he had 131 more plate appearances. 
 
On the pitching side, Dane Dunning completed a serviceable 5 innings (2 er) and Collin McHugh and Emmanuel Clase cleaned up for a solid single-game’s worth of pitching.  Fortunately, the Cannies have enough extra pitching to cover the extra game.  So Canberra gained a solid 1.6 games on first place.  They also moved within 1.5 games of 6th place Haviland, who are 1.6 games behind 5th place Flint Hill.  And the Kangaroos are now only 4.3 games behind the 2nd place Balk while running 4.8 games ahead of the 8th place Cheese — so the arguments are piling up for recognizing Canberra as a contending team.  At the pace they gained on the Wolverines yesterday, the K’s could catch the W’s by the 4th of July. 
 
 
 
 
Cottage: W,  2 – (-2).   (49 PA, .174, .224, .326;  15 ip, 2 er, 1.20 ERA)  What a beautiful day of pitching at the old Cottage Street stadium. The worst of the three Cheese starters was Tony Gonsolin of Middle-Earth fame (4 ip, 1 er).  Taijuan Walker got an extra inning in with equal earned runs allowed, and Alek  Manoah added another extra inning while skipping out on allowing any runs to score. 
 
That was enough for a nice win — which is good because the hitters didn’t help.  Well, other than the amazing Shohei Ohtani (a homer and a single in 4 plate appearances) and the pesky Zach McKinstry (a home run in 4 AB).  The rest of the Cheese batted .132, .200, .178.  And the Cheese bubbled 1.8 games closer to first place. 
 
 
 
Pittsburgh:  W, 8 – 4.  (30 PA, .296, .367, .556;  12.7 ip, 7 er, 4.96 ERA).  The pitching was nothing special, but that also means it wasn’t especially bad, which is plenty good enough for a day on which the league’s leading team collapsed.  Wil Crowe struggled for both the Alleghenys and their cross-town rival Pirates, 5 ip 4 er.  But Vlad Gutierrez and two relievers tacked on a solid 7.7 ip, 3 er to mostly salvage the pitching. 
 
Meanwhile the hitters were doing well.  Dansby Swanson and Mac Muncy homered, and everyone else reached base safely once, twice, or even (Christian Vazquez) thrice — except pinch hitter Garrett Hampson.  The result was a nice win to keep pace with the Cheese and slash 1.8 games off the Wolverines’ cushion. 
 
 
 
Bellingham:  L, 2 – 3. (43 PA, .184, .256, .368;  3.3 ip, 1 er, 2.73 ERA).  The Cascades had to use 4 pitchers to get 3.3 innings pitched, but it looks like it worked out ok.  They used 10 hitters to get 43 plate appearances and didn’t get the same quality of results.  Rhys Hoskins got 8 plate appearance, and only succeeded once (a walk), which he erased with a GDP.   I don’t want to make him out to be a goat, but had he taken the day off the Cascade offense would have soared to .226, .294, .453l  OK, “soared” is a little strong, but it would have been more than enough to turn this loss into a win and put the Bellies above .500.   
 
Even with Rhys Hoskins’ bad day, Bellingham bulldozed 1.3 games closer to first place. 
 
 
 
Portland:  L, (-1) – 6.  (41 PA, .162, .244, .243;  14 ip,  6 er, 3.86 ERA).   With that fine ERA, one wonders why the Rosebuds didn’t suppress runs allowed a little better.  The reason: Jon Gray’s 5 scoreless innings — the best part of Portland’s pitching, were pitched in AAA.  What was left?  9 ip, 6 er, which fit nicely with the 6 runs allowed. 
 
The hitting, on the other hand is easily understood as a poor day undermines the team’s average runs scored per game and can result in lost runs.   Even so, the Rosebuds gained 0.8 games on the Wolverines.  That’s the least any EFL team gained, but when you gain that much on even a pretty bad day, it has to help. 
 
 
 
 
Combined MLB + EFL Standings for 2021
AL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Old Detroit Wolverines 55 22 .709
Flint Hill Tornadoes 49 28 .641 5.2
Tampa Bay Rays 46 31 .597 8.6
Boston Red Sox 45 31 .592 9.1
New York Yankees 40 35 .533 13.6
Toronto Blue Jays 38 36 .514 15.1
Baltimore Orioles 24 52 .316 30.1
NL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
D.C. Balk 48 23 .671
Canberra Kangaroos 43 28 .610 4.3
New York Mets 39 32 .549 8.6
Washington Nationals 36 37 .493 12.6
Atlanta Braves 36 39 .480 13.6
Philadelphia Phillies 35 38 .479 13.6
Miami Marlins 32 43 .427 17.6
 
AL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Chicago White Sox 44 31 .587
Cleveland Indians 41 32 .562 2
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 39 36 .518 5.1
Bellingham Cascades 37 38 .498 6.6
Kansas City Royals 33 41 .446 10.5
Detroit Tigers 32 43 .427 12
Minnesota Twins 32 43 .427 12
NL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Milwaukee Brewers 43 33 .566
Chicago Cubs 42 34 .553 1
Cottage Cheese 41 35 .539 2
Cincinnati Reds 37 37 .500 5
St. Louis Cardinals 36 40 .474 7
Pittsburgh Pirates 28 46 .378 14
 
AL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Kaline Drive 49 26 .658
Houston Astros 47 28 .627 2.3
Haviland Dragons 47 28 .624 2.5
Oakland A’s 46 32 .590 4.8
Seattle Mariners 40 37 .519 10.3
Los Angeles Angels 36 39 .480 13.3
Texas Rangers 28 48 .368 21.8
NL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
San Francisco Giants 49 26 .653
Peshastin Pears 49 26 .647 0.5
Los Angeles Dodgers 45 31 .592 4.5
San Diego Padres 46 32 .590 4.5
Portland Rosebuds 33 42 .440 16
Colorado Rockies 31 45 .408 18.5
Arizona Diamondbacks 21 56 .273 29