League Updates

The Tired Trend of Pink Apparel

When we first moved to Boston in 2001, the Boston Red Sox were in a decades-long swoon. As a baseball fan, their swoon was my gain, because I could literally walk up to the box office on the day of any game and get a ticket or two without any problem. That would change in 2004, making a Red Sox ticket more elusive than an entry into the Boston Marathon. 

My first year or two of attending games in Fenway Park were almost always about who the Red Sox were playing, rather than about watching the Red Sox. We didn’t have a lot of money as recent college grads – I was in grad school and Erin was working an entry level social work job – but I did have a desire to purchase some Red Sox gear and play the part of a good New England fan, even if I was still unsure about my allegiance to the team.

Eventually I purchased a hat, and wore it whenever the Royals weren’t in town. I was still loyal to the Royals at that point, but my fandom was waning (to be fair, the Royals were my team only because they were my dad’s team – oh, and they also had Jamie Quirk for a few years). 

As I researched what to buy in the summer of 2004, I came across a unique phenomenon – the collective hatred of Red Sox fans for the pink Red Sox hat. As proof, I present to you articles on the phenomenon that began in 2004:

  1. https://www.boston.com/culture/fashion/2008/06/26/why-is-this-pink-hat-so-hated
  2. https://www.golocalprov.com/sports/how-many-pink-hats-do-the-red-sox-have-to-sell
  3. https://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/2007/09/06/the-pink-hats-are-taking-over-part-i/
  4. https://www.bostonmagazine.com/2009/03/23/more-than-just-a-hat/3/
  5. https://www.reddit.com/r/redsox/comments/2999gt/how_do_you_define_a_pink_hat_fan/

And that is just on the first page of the Google search! There is much more that has been written on this, but I am not one who is bothered by people wearing pink Red Sox hats. But I am bothered by something else. 

Yesterday was Mother’s Day – and MLB has made pink hats and socks part of the Mother’s Day uniforms (in addition to Breast Cancer Awareness month). But doing so for Mother’s Day, to me, feels trite. Why pink on Mother’s Day? It is certainly a way for MLB to make money. But as a practice wearing pink on Mother’s Day seems so boring – not to mention a bit behind the times in terms of gendering colors. 

Instead of wearing the color pink, might I suggest that MLB teams provide more opportunities for women to work in the game? The Marlins hiring Kim Ng as GM was a great start. And the Giants have Alyssa Nakken on the MLB coaching staff, which is great. I’d be remiss to not mention my Red Sox hiring Bianca Smith for their Minor League staff. But the sport is dominated by men, and for no reason other than historical precedent and misogynistic practices that limit opportunities for women who are qualified and ready to get to work.  

So instead of honoring women by wearing pink, my hope is MLB will begin honoring women by continuing to create pathways, to remove barriers, and to normalize the hiring of women into all facets of the game.

That would be an excellent way to celebrate Mother’s Day. Way better than wearing pink. 

EFL Standings for 2021

EFL
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB RS RA
Flint Hill Tornadoes 24 11 .677 151.4 103.7
Haviland Dragons 24 12 .674 166.3 118.0
Peshastin Pears 23 11 .667 0.6 150.8 106.2
Old Detroit Wolverines 23 12 .662 0.6 196.6 137.5
D.C. Balk 20 9 .690 0.8 152.4 102.7
Kaline Drive 22 14 .603 2.5 157.8 130.0
Portland Rosebuds 18 16 .526 5.4 176.8 167.5
Cottage Cheese 17 18 .499 6.3 195.6 205.1
Canberra Kangaroos 14 15 .485 6.7 153.2 158.2
Bellingham Cascades 14 18 .449 7.9 126.2 148.1
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 14 18 .435 8.3 146.4 167.5
 
Flint Hill: “W,” 2-3; 33PA, 9.3IP
AVG: 0.194 OBP: 0.242 SLG: 0.258 OPS: 0.500
ERA: 3.87 WHIP: 1.828
The Tornadoes managed to hang onto first place for longer than one day, thanks mostly to those closest having down days. The hitting was paltry, with only 6 hits and 2 walks earned on the day. The two Blue Jays, Bo Bichette and Teoscar Hernandez each had two hits (and a double apiece), but that was about it. All but 1 inning (and it was scoreless) of those pitched were unallocated, even though German Marquez made a strong case for being activated (6 innings, 1 earned run).
 
Haviland: W, 11-5; 21PA, 7.3IP
AVG: 0.438 OBP: 0.571 SLG: 0.688 OPS: 1.259
ERA: 4.93 WHIP: 1.370
I guess when you OPS 1.259, you don’t need a lot of ABs to score a lot of runs. This was a Dragon clinic in efficiency (which you don’t have to be, now that you are retired). Only 5 hitters came to the plate, but they collected 7 hits, 4 walks, 2 IBB, and 1 HBP. Harrison Bade – yes, you read that correctly – was intentionally walked twice in addition to earning two unintentional walks and one hit. Jake Cronenworth joined in the fun with a 2 for 4 day – one hit as double and the other a home run. Domingo German tossed 6 innings of 1 hit baseball, and the Dragons are breathing their fiery breath down the Tornado funnel cloud.
 
Peshastin: L, 3-5; 37PA, 12IP
AVG: 0.229 OBP: 0.270 SLG: 0.343 OPS: 0.613
ERA: 4.50 WHIP: 1.250
The Pears seem to have developed an allergic reaction to first place. After one day atop the standings, they have since moved away from it each of the following days. Yesterday’s effort was simultaneously strengthened and sabotaged by Mariners players. The strengthening came from Mitch Haniger and Tom Murphy, combining for 3 hits in 8 at bats (two of them from Mitch). Ryan Mountcastle got in on the fun, going 2 for 4 with a double, and Ozzie Albies contributed a triple. But Justus Sheffield gave up 5 runs in 5 innings to overshadow Huascar Ynoa’s gem (he’s on fire this month!) of 6 innings with only a solo home run given up to go along with his 6 strikeouts. 
 
Old Detroit: L, 4-8; 44AB, 12IP
AVG: 0.256 OBP: 0.273 SLG: 0.395 OPS: 0.668
ERA: 6.00 WHIP: 1.833
As was foreshadowed in yesterday’s update, the Wolverine pitching had a rough day. Nate Pearson made his long-awaited season debut by giving up 3 runs in 2.3 innings. Mike Minor gave up 5 runs in 5 innings, though it could have been worse because he gave those up in the first three innings of the game, but then settled in for 2 scoreless innings before being pulled. The Wolverine hitting was not horrible – 4 runs can often win a game – but it wasn’t enough. Considering Will Smith and Gavin Lux (what is happening to the Dodgers?) went 0 for 9, 4 runs is actually a good outcome. Rafael Devers led the way, going 2 for 4 with a double and a home run and Austin Riley collected two hits of his own, one of them a double. But OD slipped .5 games further behind the Tornadoes and are now in fierce battle with the Pears and the Balk for third place.
 
DC: “W,” 4-5; 31PA, 2IP
AVG: 0.222 OBP: 0.323 SLG: 0.333 OPS: 0.656
ERA: 0.00 WHIP: 0.000
The Balk stayed neck and neck with the Wolverines and Pears, even though the team didn’t have the strongest of days. Matt Chapman collected half of the teams 6 hits, and Asdrubal Cabrera added in a pinch hit HR to help the cause. But 4 runs wasn’t enough to overcome the 5 surrendered by the pitching staff. The Balk fell .1 games closer to the encroaching Drive but are also closer today to 4th place than they were yesterday.
 
Kaline: W, 6-4; 46PA, 1IP
AVG: 0.268 OBP: 0.348 SLG: 0.512 OPS: 0.860
ERA: 9.00 WHIP: 1.000
The Drive are leading the EFL this month in pitching, with a team ERA of 2.16 over 63 innings pitched. Yesterday Rafael Montero did not help the cause, but it didn’t matter. The hitters combined for 11 hits – 2 doubles, 1 triple, and 2 home runs – and 5 walks. New Drive Yermin Mercedes finally did some damage for the Drive, collecting two hits – a double and a triple – on 4 ABs. While other teams lost some ground yesterday, the Drive did not. They remain 2.5 games out of first as they moved their May record to 6-3.
 
Portland: W, 6-4; 32PA, 3IP
AVG: 0.367 OBP: 0.406 SLG: 0.433 OPS: 0.840
ERA: 0.00 WHIP: 0.333
Portland continued to hold their buds above the .500 mark with a win yesterday. This win was like a local bar hosting a speed dating event – lots of singles. The Rosebuds had 11 hits, 9 of them singles. Everyone except Luis Urias collected at least one of those singles, and Corey Seager led the way with three total hits (2 singles and one double). Eric Lauer and Bryan Abreu led the way on the mound with 3 innings and no runs allowed. 
 
Cottage: L, 3-4; 42PA; 3IP
AVG: 0.243 OBP: 0.333 SLG: 0.243 OPS: 0.577
ERA: 0.00 WHIP: 0.667
The Cheese roll slowed its May velocity a bit yesterday. Starting off the month as the hottest team in the EFL, the Cheese are 7-2. At the end of April, Cottage’s team ERA was an atrocious 6.01. Over the first 9 days of May? A beautiful 2.67, second only to the Drive. Thankfully (for the rest of us) the Cheese hitting as slowed it’s April pace a bit, otherwise they may have already shot into the top tier of the league. Yesterday it was the middle infield tandem of Trea Turner and Marcus Semien who led the offense – combining for 5 singles in 8 at bats, but no one else did much, and the Cheese lost a little ground in their race up the standings.
 
Canberra: W, 5-4; 27PA, 7.3IP
AVG: 0.200 OBP: 0.259 SLG: 0.440 OPS: 0.699
ERA: 2.47 WHIP: 1.644
Dane Dunning, Ryan Thompson and Caleb Smith combined to hurl over 7 innings giving up only 2 runs (both by Dunning). That was enough to lead the Roos to a win, despite some lackluster offense. Kyle Tucker was the lone Roo to do anything much, and he did a lot: 2 for with a triple, home run and a walk. Mauricio Dubon also added in a pinch hit double, and those things were just enough to win.
 
Bellingham: L, 1-2; 42PA, 5IP
AVG: 0.200 OBP: 0.238 SLG: 0.275 OPS: 0.513
ERA: 0.00 WHIP: 0.600 IP: 5.0
What a heartbreaker! The Cascades lost by just a run, on a day when their pitchers (AJ Minter, Brett Anderson and Devin Williams) combined for 5 innings of shutout baseball. Rowdy Tellez hit a home run, and Kevin Newman hit two singles, but the rest of the offense did nothing much when all they needed to do was just a little something. The Cascades sunk a little nearer to the Alleghenys, which ecologically speaking, might be problematic.
 
Pittsburgh: W, 8-3; 28PA, 8IP
AVG: 0.273 OBP: 0.429 SLG: 0.591 OPS: 1.019
ERA: 2.25 WHIP: 0.625
Pittsburgh had perhaps the most convincing win yesterday, allowing only 3 runs on the arm of Tyler Anderson, who is entirely responsible for that pitching line. Dansby Swanson and Jose Altuve both collected 2 hits, including a home run apiece, and Jorge Soler and Max Muncy each collected 2 walks (though no hits). Now only .4 games behind the Cascades, there may be some incentive for the Allegheny players to kick it up another notch. 
 
 
 
 
Combined MLB + EFL Standings for 2021
AL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Flint Hill Tornadoes 24 11 .677
Old Detroit Wolverines 23 12 .662 0.5
Boston Red Sox 22 13 .629 1.7
New York Yankees 18 16 .529 5.2
Tampa Bay Rays 19 17 .528 5.2
Toronto Blue Jays 17 16 .515 5.7
Baltimore Orioles 15 19 .441 8.2
NL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
D.C. Balk 20 9 .690
New York Mets 16 13 .552 4
Philadelphia Phillies 18 17 .514 5
Atlanta Braves 17 17 .500 5.5
Canberra Kangaroos 14 15 .485 5.9
Miami Marlins 15 18 .455 7
Washington Nationals 13 17 .433 7.5
 
AL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Chicago White Sox 19 13 .594
Cleveland Indians 18 14 .563 1
Kansas City Royals 16 17 .485 3.5
Bellingham Cascades 14 18 .449 4.6
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 14 18 .435 5.1
Minnesota Twins 12 20 .375 7
Detroit Tigers 10 24 .294 10
NL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
St. Louis Cardinals 21 14 .600
Milwaukee Brewers 19 16 .543 2
Chicago Cubs 17 17 .500 3.5
Cottage Cheese 17 18 .499 3.5
Cincinnati Reds 15 16 .484 4
Pittsburgh Pirates 14 19 .424 6
 
AL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Haviland Dragons 24 12 .674
Kaline Drive 22 14 .603 2.5
Oakland A’s 21 15 .583 3.3
Houston Astros 18 16 .529 5.3
Seattle Mariners 18 17 .514 5.8
Texas Rangers 18 18 .500 6.3
Los Angeles Angels 15 18 .455 7.8
NL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Peshastin Pears 23 11 .667
San Francisco Giants 20 14 .588 2.7
San Diego Padres 19 16 .543 4.2
Portland Rosebuds 18 16 .526 4.8
Los Angeles Dodgers 18 17 .514 5.2
Arizona Diamondbacks 15 19 .441 7.7
Colorado Rockies 12 22 .353 10.7