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Wizard In Fact

The Wizard spoke, and immediately it was so.

EFL Standings for 2017
EFL
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB RS RA
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 97 42 .697 796.5 515.8
Flint Hill Tornadoes 92 48 .658 5.3 722.5 520.0
Haviland Dragons 90 49 .648 6.9 818.2 602.3
Cottage Cheese 87 52 .628 9.6 748.8 571.5
Portland Rosebuds 82 57 .592 14.7 795.2 649.2
Peshastin Pears 79 60 .570 17.7 708.6 619.4
Kaline Drive 77 62 .555 19.7 688.6 614.1
Old Detroit Wolverines 72 68 .516 25.2 690.7 657.5
Canberra Kangaroos 66 73 .478 30.5 661.9 694.6
D.C. Balk 55 84 .393 42.2 683.6 852.9
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Pittsburgh: W, 10 – 1. (.350, .409, .550; 10 ip, 1 er).  Wow.  Luis Castillo twirled 8 brilliant innings — 1 earned run, 10 k’s, no walks. The offense put together a nice Edgar Martinez Day. The Alleghenys are almost to .700.  They seem to be quite willing to shred our pennant race.
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Flint Hill: “W”, 1 – 3. (.080, .115, .120; 18.3 ip, 4 er).  Great pitching. Doug Fister was the day’s ace (7 ip, 1 er). Too bad there wasn’t any hitting to support the hurlers.  The team went 2 for 25 with 1 walk and a double.  They somehow conjured a run, but it was not deserved.  What foul spell did the A’s place on the second place?  Teams keep climbing (or falling)  into second and then dying off like unwatered plants in the sun.
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Haviland: W, 4 – 2. (.226, .316, .387; 12 ip, 4 er0).  Johnny Cueto did fine in his Haviland debut (5 ip, 1 er) the Chiefest somehow elicited 4 runs from slim offensive pickings.
Cottage: “L”, 3 – 2. (.207, .361, .414; 6 ip, 0 er).  Sean Manaea lucked into a start against the Mariners, and milked 6 shutout innings from it. Twelve Cheeses batted, but Travis d’Arnaud took most of the available offense for himself (2 for 3 wit a homer).
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Portland: L,  1 – 7.  (.146, .255, .146; no pitching). That said “no pithing” until I fixed it, but maybe I should have left it as it was .  Considering bullpen was completely motionless and the offense –all 15 of them — was nearly so (6 singles and 6 walks in 47 plate appearances) a passerby might have taken them for dead specimens and commenced to pithing.
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Peshastin: W, 10 – (-1). (.326, .420, .651; 11 ip, 8 er.) Tom “The Wizard” Johnson ended a comment yesterday with a hearty (and kind) “Go Pears!”  So they went.  They went 14 for 43 with 2 doubles and four homer, plus 7 walks.  As M’s fans know only too well, Khris Davis did the biggest damage: 3 for 3 with a double, a homer, and a walk, but there was plenty to go around.  That minus 1 run might be a shock, given those 8 earned runs allowed. But 5 of those were by the benched Matt Wisler (in 1.3 ip).  None of the Pears, not even Wisler, surrendered any walks.
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Kaline: W (-1), L 2; 0 – 11. (.108, .195, .108; 6.3 ip, 7 er).  When the Wizard said “Go Pears!” the Pears went, but in a way so did Kaline: to sleep. At the plate, the Drive managed 4 singles and 4 free passes in 41 plate appearances. On the mound Nick Pivetta allowed 6 earned runs  in 5 innings. Marc Rzepczynski added another in 1/3 of an inning. The Wizard clearly is a very powerful wizard, but might he be more Oz than Gandalf?
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Old Detroit: “L”, 6 – 6. (.333, .455, .519; 14 ip, 5 er). Old Detroit’s very good day was blunted by it’s pitching star (Andrew Moore) doing his 6 innings, 2 earned runs for AAA Old Toledo. We would gladly probably promote him if the Wizard will put out a “Go Andrew!” each time Moore starts. After all, it will help the M’s, too!
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Canberra: L, 2 – 6. (.148, .148, .259;  10 ip, 7 er).  Blake Snell snapped his string of strong starts  yesterday with his 4 ip, 6 earned run stinker. There wasn’t enough offense (just 4 hits and 0 walks) to make up for Snell’s offensive start.
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DC: “W”, 4 – 6. (..250, .345, .375′ 10.3 ip, 5 er). What to say about the Balk today… oh rats, look at the time!                                                                                                                                        .
 Maybe some tech savvy guy can tell me how to get a better-focussed chart. If you could see this it would show the sudden collapse of the Drive yesterday, on the very right edge of the chart.
Combined MLB + EFL Standings for 2017
AL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Flint Hill Tornadoes 92 48 .658
Boston Red Sox 79 61 .564 13.1
New York Yankees 74 64 .536 17.1
Old Detroit Wolverines 72 68 .516 19.9
Baltimore Orioles 71 68 .511 20.6
Tampa Bay Rays 70 71 .496 22.6
Toronto Blue Jays 64 76 .457 28.1
NL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Washington Nationals 85 54 .612
Miami Marlins 67 72 .482 18
Canberra Kangaroos 66 73 .478 18.5
Atlanta Braves 61 77 .442 23.5
New York Mets 60 79 .432 25
D.C. Balk 55 84 .393 30.3
Philadelphia Phillies 53 86 .381 32
AL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 97 42 .697
Cleveland Indians 83 56 .597 13.9
Minnesota Twins 72 67 .518 24.9
Kansas City Royals 69 69 .500 27.4
Detroit Tigers 59 80 .424 37.9
Chicago White Sox 54 84 .391 42.4
NL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Cottage Cheese 87 52 .628
Chicago Cubs 76 63 .547 11.3
St. Louis Cardinals 72 67 .518 15.3
Milwaukee Brewers 72 68 .514 15.8
Pittsburgh Pirates 67 73 .479 20.8
Cincinnati Reds 61 79 .436 26.8
AL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Haviland Dragons 90 49 .648
Houston Astros 86 53 .619 4.1
Kaline Drive 77 62 .555 12.9
Los Angeles Angels 72 68 .514 18.6
Texas Rangers 70 68 .507 19.6
Seattle Mariners 69 71 .493 21.6
Oakland A’s 59 80 .424 31.1
NL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Los Angeles Dodgers 92 47 .662
Portland Rosebuds 82 57 .592 9.7
Arizona Diamondbacks 82 58 .586 10.5
Peshastin Pears 79 60 .570 12.8
Colorado Rockies 74 65 .532 18
San Diego Padres 62 78 .443 30.5
San Francisco Giants 55 87 .387 38.5

 

 

 

 

1 Comment

  • >Travis d’Arnaud took most of the available offense for himself

    That should read: “took most of the available offense for the Keizer Kurds.” He is allocated at 0, since he hit .218 last month.