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Dancing on the head of a pin

Befitting a league with so many professional (and amateur) philosophers, theologians, mathematicians, and lawyers, we seem to be conducting an experiment in how many fantastic beings can dance on the head of a pin. Today we have 3 teams within 0.1 games of first place.  Maybe tomorrow we’ll try four? It certainly seems as though the Dragons are never going to lest someone else pass them into first…

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EFL Standings for 2017
EFL
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB RS RA
Haviland Dragons 61 32 .652 564.0 411.9
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 59 32 .654 0.1 523.2 373.1
Cottage Cheese 61 34 .647 0.1 513.7 374.8
Flint Hill Tornadoes 60 34 .640 0.9 489.1 364.9
Portland Rosebuds 57 36 .609 4 560.7 439.0
Kaline Drive 56 37 .605 4.3 484.7 390.4
Peshastin Pears 54 39 .577 6.9 451.6 391.9
Old Detroit Wolverines 47 47 .502 13.9 454.6 428.3
Canberra Kangaroos 42 50 .454 18.3 416.8 459.9
D.C. Balk 35 57 .376 25.5 455.5 589.1

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Haviland:  W, 5 – 4.  (.192, .290, .538;  3.7 ip, 2 er). Just like Saturday, the Dragons got homers from Anthony Rizzo, Jabari Blash, and Steven Souza Monday. (Rizzo also went deep Sunday).  And they needed every one of them to retain their microscopic lead.

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Pittsburgh: “L”, 4 – 1.  (.194, .275, .472; 22.3 ip, 3 er) The A’s could have taken over first place easily had the hitters done even half as well as the pitchers. Stephen Strasburg was particularly dominant, striking out 11 in 7 innings, allowing only 1 earned run.

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Cottage: L, 2- 3.  (.185, .258, .333; no pitching). No pitching?  Crummy hitting? First place was there to be taken, but the Cheese look at the Dragons and see a giant superheated fondue pot. If they weren’t so easily intimidated, they’d be in first place.

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Flint Hill: W 1, L 1; 7 – 11. (.172, .226, .276; no pitching).  The Tornados (and Wolverines) got two games Monday because the Red Sox and Yankees played a doubleheader Sunday, which the Commissioner didn’t notice until the Tornado management pointed it out.  But even with the extra day, the T’s came up short, especially on pitching.  Life is cruel. A few days ago Flint Hillians thought they’d broken through to take the lead. Now they’re in fourth.  The fact that “fourth” means “less than a game back” just makes it all the more excruciating.

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Portland: DNP, (-2) – 4.  (.267, .361, .300;  7.7 ip,  8 er).  Monday wasn’t a great day for the Rosebuds, either. Mediocre offense was the “bright” spot. Scott Feldman’s quintuple chulk ( 1 ip,  5 er) was the low point.

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Kaline: W, 7 – 2.  (.271, .352, .458; 7.7 ip, o er.) Finally, a team putting together a good day. Marcus Stroman pitched 6.7 shutout innings. Danny Valencia blasted a double and a homer and a walk. So the Drive gained a half game on first place.

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Peshastin: DNP, 2 – 1. (.286, .344, .536;  0.3 IP, 1 ER). The Pears gained 0.1 games on their day off. This may not seem impressive, but consider this: the Cheese would have LOVED to gain 0.1 games Monday. And…

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Old Detroit: W 2,  L 0; 16 – 6. (.279, .354, .488; 8 ip, 2 er). The W’s finally got back to .500 after they accomplished a rarity for them this year: good hitting and good pitching on the same day. Underachievers Gregory Polanco and Manny Machado had perfect days at the plate (4 for 4 with two doubles for Polanco; 3 for 3 wth a walk for Machado). Matt Moore got through 7 innings with 2 earned runs.  If the Pears hadn’t gained that teensy 0.1 game, the W’s would be closer to the Pears than the Pears are to first place. What a terrifying thought!

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Canberra: W, 4 – 4. (.217, .308, .391; 1 ip, 0 er). With only 6 batters and one reliever showing up for work on Monday the Kangaroos had little chance to thrive. Getting even the narrowest win is a good outcome with such scant resources.

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DC: W, 6 – 5. (.360, .393, .600;  1 ip,  1 er). Outstanding offense (albeit a bit thin with only 27 plate appearances) made up for mostly absent pitching

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Combined MLB + EFL Standings for 2017
AL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Flint Hill Tornadoes 60 34 .640
Boston Red Sox 52 42 .553 8.2
Tampa Bay Rays 50 44 .532 10.2
New York Yankees 47 44 .516 11.7
Old Detroit Wolverines 47 47 .502 12.9
Baltimore Orioles 43 49 .467 16.2
Toronto Blue Jays 43 49 .467 16.2
NL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Washington Nationals 56 36 .609
Atlanta Braves 45 46 .495 10.5
Miami Marlins 42 49 .462 13.5
New York Mets 41 49 .456 14
Canberra Kangaroos 42 50 .454 14.2
D.C. Balk 35 57 .376 21.4
Philadelphia Phillies 30 61 .330 25.5
AL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 59 32 .654
Cleveland Indians 48 43 .527 11.5
Minnesota Twins 47 45 .511 13
Kansas City Royals 45 46 .495 14.5
Detroit Tigers 42 49 .462 17.5
Chicago White Sox 38 52 .422 21
NL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Cottage Cheese 61 34 .647
Milwaukee Brewers 52 43 .547 9.5
Chicago Cubs 47 45 .511 13
St. Louis Cardinals 45 47 .489 15
Pittsburgh Pirates 45 48 .484 15.5
Cincinnati Reds 39 53 .424 21
AL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Houston Astros 62 31 .667
Haviland Dragons 61 32 .652 1.4
Kaline Drive 56 37 .605 5.7
Seattle Mariners 47 47 .500 15.5
Texas Rangers 45 47 .489 16.5
Los Angeles Angels 46 49 .484 17
Oakland A’s 42 51 .452 20
NL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Los Angeles Dodgers 64 29 .688
Portland Rosebuds 57 36 .609 7.4
Peshastin Pears 54 39 .577 10.4
Arizona Diamondbacks 53 39 .576 10.5
Colorado Rockies 54 41 .568 11
San Diego Padres 40 52 .435 23.5
San Francisco Giants 35 59 .372 29.5