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Happy Mother’s Day

Somehow our league has failed to attract any mothers. Two of us are fathers to EFLers. Three of us have fathers in the league.  Many of us are fathers to people outside the league. Most of us have had mothers.  But none of us are mothers or have mothers in the league.    So I can’t directly wish any mothers “Happy Mother’s Day” in this post.

You’ll have to do it for me.  Stop reading… WAIT! Not yet! You have to finish this paragraph first!  When you finish this paragraph, stop reading, turn to the nearest mother and tell her the Expansion Fantasy League thanks her and wishes her a Happy Mother’s Day.   Thank you.

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EFL
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB RS RA
Canberra Kangaroos 23 15 .618 178.8 141.2
Cottage Cheese 23 14 .612 0.3 215.7 169.8
Old Detroit Wolverines 23 16 .591 0.9 168.9 140.6
Brookland Outs 22 15 .582 1.4 194.0 166.7
Portland Rosebuds 22 17 .566 1.9 175.7 153.8
Kaline Drive 22 19 .528 3.3 197.0 187.4
Flint Hill Tornadoes 20 19 .509 4.1 164.6 160.8
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 17 21 .451 6.4 202.8 224.8
Haviland Dragons 18 23 .439 7 167.0 188.2
D.C. Balk 15 23 .406 8 145.3 176.6
Peshastin Pears 16 23 .408 8.1 169.4 204.6
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Canberra:  W 2, L 1; 19 – 13. (.299, .384, .483; 24.3 ip, 9 er). Its been three days since I last posted comments.  They were three busy days: mornings spend advising new freshmen on their fall classes; afternoons spent either negotiating a contract with a new schools superintendent, or hosting him as he met the staff in the central office, or attending the Thorns’ game with Melanie; evenings spent helping to hire the new superintendent and appoint a new school board member, or beating Phil and Settlers ( and losing to Phil at Settlers, and suffering with Phil as we each lost two games to that man Rob Felton).  I don’t remember what I did Friday evening. I may have been catatonic.
Anyway… I didn’t catch how Canberra recaptured the EFL capstone. Nine Kangaroo pitchers combined for 24.3 high quality innings pitched, with only Andrew Suarez (4 ip, 5 er) stumbling. Twelve Kangaroo hitters combined to produce excellent offense over 99 plate appearances. Tim Anderson contributed the least, but even he had 3 walks in nine trips to the plate.
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Cottage: W 2, L 1; 12 -11.  (.241, .331, .393; 9.3 ip, 0 er).  On the other hand, I know specifically what the Head Cheese has been doing the last three days:  flying to Texas to undergo fondue heat, see family, and scout Tim Lincecum in AAA. His unattended Cheese offense got a little moldy in his absence.  Mike Trout went one for 9 (although he drew five walks).   The pitching — one starter and a crew of relievers — was excellent, if a bit sparse for three games.
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Old Detroit: W 3, L 0; 18 – 8. (.254, .305, .492; 22.3 ip, 6 er). Wolverine pitchers perked along at a nice 2.42 ERA, but the boy who made his mama proudest was probably Willson Contreras.  Over his last three games he’s gone 10 for 15 with three doubles, two triples, and three homers. That’s a .667, .667, 1.733 line, and cool 2.400 OPS. As you can probably tell, most of his teammates batted in ways only a mother could love.
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Brookland: W 3, L 0; 18 – 9. (.232, .286, .486; 12.7 ip, 3 er).  It almost looks like the Outs mimicked the W’s over the last three days — very similar batting patterns, almost identical ERAs, etc.  But why are they copying Old Detroit? The W’s haven’t won the league in 5 years.  They should be studying the Alleghenys and the Dragons, who’ve been hogging the trophy since right after we bought it.  In the meantime, ex-Wolverines Manny Machado (5 for 15 with four homers and two walks) and Gregory Polanco (2 for 8 with a double, a homer and a walk) have been carrying the Outs’ offense.  Jake Arrieta anchored the pitching with his 7.3 shutout innings.
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Portland: W 0, L 3; 14 – 22. (.232, .348, .402; 36.3 ip, 24 er).  Five Rosebud pitchers — an entire rotation — started in these last three days.  Two prospered:  Kevin Gausman went 7.3 ip, allowing 2 earned runs. Chris Sale matched him with a complete game allowing only 3 earned runs.  Three Rosie starters went away red-faced:  Chris Archer (7 ip, 6er), Jose Berrios (5.3 ip, 5 er) and especially German Marquez (4.7  ip, 5 er).  I’m sure the top Rosebud’s mom is proud her son has the gift of encouragement.  I know I’m a little bit encouraged by his starting pitchers’ struggles.
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Kaline: W 1, L 1; 12 – 14. (.274, 379, .460; 6.7 ip, 8 er).  After he saw how badly his real pitchers went in the first game, the Wizard drew on stored up innings for the second game. Jorge Soler continued his Wolverine Way march through the league:  6 for 14 with two doubles and a walk, leading the team to a fine offensive series.
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Flint Hill: W 1, L 2; 6 – 10. (.237, .293, .447; 28 ip, 13 er).  There’s good and bad in the aftermath of the last three days of Tornado weather.  Tyson Ross is back again: 6 ip, 1 er).  So is Charlie Morton (7 ip, 1 er). Not so much with Jeff Samardzija (5.7 ip, 5 er) or Domingo German (5 ip, 6 er). The offense was quiet, maybe drowsy, but not quite asleep.  Probably the calm before the storm.
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Pittsburgh: W 2, L 0; 8 – 4. (.250, .293, .447; 34.7 ip. 12 er)  In two games, six Allegheny starters combine for 33.7 ip and only 12 earned runs. That overwhelming performance added impact to the Allegheny hitters rather modest efforts.  Although there was nothing modest about Michael Brantley’s 5 for 9 with 1 double and a homer… at least, nothing modest as long as you aren’t comparing yourself to Willson Contreras.
Haviland: W 0, L 2; 7 -17.  (.194, .292, .333; 11.7 ip, 11 er). So far it hasn’t been a weekend to remember in Haviland. Homers by Yoner Alonso, Ian Kinsler and Gary Sanchez provided most of the offense (and the only individual OPSes over 1.000).  Bryce Harper meandered to  a 4 for 14 weekend with two doubles and a walk.  But the black arrow to the Dragons’ heart in this stretch was Drew Steckenrider’s Royal Chulk:  0.67 ip, 8 earned runs allowed, for a towering 108.00 ERA over these three days.
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DC: W 1, L 2; 18 – 17. (.304. .385, .461;  22.7 ip, 14 er).  Scooter Gennett led the normally Balky offense with his 10 for 14 stretch, including a double and two homers.     It was good thing, too, because somewhere on a dark and stormy Transylvanian mountain DC’s mad scientist was building a Frankenstein’s Monster: Carson Fulmer’s 1.7 ip, 5 er triple chulking start.            .                                                                                                
Peshastin: W 2, L 1; 15 – 9. (.271, .315, .541; 20.7 ip, 5 er).  A very nice three-day stretch for the Pears.  Trey Mancini (6 for 15 with a double and a homer) led the way with assists from JT Realmuto (5 for 14 with two doubles and a homer) and Jose Iglesias (2 for 3 with a homer).  Jameson Taillon had pitched three dominant innings (1 hit, 5 k’s, 1 walk) when he cut his finger, but the rest of the staff picked up where he left off.
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Combined MLB + EFL Standings for 2018
AL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Boston Red Sox 27 12 .692
New York Yankees 27 12 .692
Old Detroit Wolverines 23 16 .591 3.9
Toronto Blue Jays 21 19 .525 6.5
Flint Hill Tornadoes 20 19 .509 7.1
Tampa Bay Rays 16 21 .432 10
Baltimore Orioles 12 28 .300 15.5
NL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Canberra Kangaroos 23 15 .618
Atlanta Braves 23 15 .605 0.5
Philadelphia Phillies 22 16 .579 1.5
Washington Nationals 23 18 .561 2
New York Mets 19 17 .528 3.5
D.C. Balk 15 23 .406 8
Miami Marlins 14 25 .359 10
AL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Cleveland Indians 19 19 .500
Minnesota Twins 17 18 .486 0.5
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 17 21 .451 1.9
Detroit Tigers 16 22 .421 3
Kansas City Royals 13 26 .333 6.5
Chicago White Sox 9 27 .250 9
NL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Cottage Cheese 23 14 .612
St. Louis Cardinals 22 15 .595 0.6
Pittsburgh Pirates 23 16 .590 0.6
Chicago Cubs 21 15 .583 1.1
Brookland Outs 22 15 .582 1.1
Milwaukee Brewers 23 17 .575 1.1
Cincinnati Reds 13 27 .325 11.1
AL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Houston Astros 25 16 .610
Los Angeles Angels 23 16 .590 1
Seattle Mariners 22 16 .579 1.5
Kaline Drive 22 19 .528 3.3
Oakland A’s 19 20 .487 5
Haviland Dragons 18 23 .439 7
Texas Rangers 16 25 .390 9
NL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Arizona Diamondbacks 24 15 .615
Portland Rosebuds 22 17 .566 1.9
Colorado Rockies 22 18 .550 2.5
San Francisco Giants 19 21 .475 5.5
Los Angeles Dodgers 16 23 .410 8
Peshastin Pears 16 23 .408 8.1
San Diego Padres 15 26 .366 10