League Updates

O Brother Where Art Thou!

Brian Moran toiled in the minors and independent baseball for 10 years after being drafted by the Mariners in the 7th round of the 2009 draft. Yesterday, at age 31, he made his major league debut in the fourth inning, pitching for the lowly, barely-above-independent-baseball Miami Marlins.

The first batter he faced was Wolverine and fellow Brian Bryan Reynolds, a fellow debutant about seven years younger who is among the National League leaders in batting average, hitting .333, .398, .538 on the season.  On his first pitch as a big leaguer, Moran got Reynolds to ground out to short.

The third batter Moran faced was Wolverine Josh Bell, age 27 and OPSing .945 in his fourth big league season. Moran hit Bell with the 14th pitch of his career. On his 15th pitch, Moran got Melky Cabrera (age 35, in his 15th MLB season) to fly out to right.

Ah, but what about that second batter Brian Moran faced? It was his little brother Colin, 6 weeks younger than Josh Bell, also in his fourth season and OPSing .890. Here is how the 2nd through 7th pitches of Brian Moran’s career went:

2:  Way low and outside with an 84 MPH change.

3:  Outside with an 84 MPH change.

After all, his parent were watching. He didn’t want to hit his little brother in front of Mom and Dad.

4:  Colin fouled off a low and outside 74 MPH curveball.

5:  High inside 83 MPH slider, ball 3.

Brother or not, Colin has to quit leaning out over the plate.

6:  Colin fouled off a high 84 MPH slider.

7:  Colin took a 74 MPH curveball at the bottom of the zone for strike three.

Brian’s fastest pitch of the inning was an 86 MPH “changeup” to Josh Bell. Even so, he got through a no-hit shutout inning. I can think of some Wolverines who could learn something from Brian Moran.

I have no idea how long Brian’s career will be.  No, actually, I have a pretty good idea about the career prospects of a 31-year old debutant whose fastest pitch is an 86-MPH change and who hits one batter out of every four.  But  I have some observations about this:

  1.  When Brian is out of baseball, he will look back at his career with several times more satisfaction now than he would have had he never made the majors, or had spent his first inning playing against random major leaguers on another team.
  2.  I watched this happen, and the Pirates announcers were speculating what the odds would be of a pitcher striking out his little brother during the pitcher’s debut inning in the majors.  They settled on “one in a million.”  But it looks to me like Don Mattingly, with his starter having surrendered 5 runs in the first three innings, and Colin Moran coming to bat, engineered this match-up.  Which makes the odds irrelevant, and also makes me like Don Mattingly a whole lot more despite his long association with the Yankees.
  3.  In the top of the 5th the Marlins rallied to take the lead. Mattingly brought in a reliever to replace Moran going into the bottom of the 5th.  The Marlins never lost the lead.  Brian Moran got the win.  Which makes me like God a whole lot more, despite His long favoritism toward the Yankees.

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EFL Standings for 2019
EFL
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB RS RA
Portland Rosebuds 92 50 .651 899.6 658.4
Flint Hill Tornadoes 88 53 .623 4 880.3 673.6
Old Detroit Wolverines 84 57 .594 8.1 835.9 684.0
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 78 62 .555 13.7 751.8 662.9
Peshastin Pears 75 67 .531 17 741.3 698.5
Haviland Dragons 73 68 .514 19.4 793.1 764.4
Canberra Kangaroos 71 70 .506 20.5 785.7 779.3
Kaline Drive 68 73 .480 24.2 667.1 697.0
Bellingham Cascades 62 78 .441 29.7 648.7 736.3
Cottage Cheese 61 79 .433 30.8 776.8 873.4
Brookland Outs 60 80 .430 31.2 692.8 802.1
D.C. Balk 57 84 .402 35.1 629.1 769.8
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Portland: DNP, (-4) – (-5).  (52 PA, .184, .231, .388; 16.3 ip, 8 er, 4.41 ERA)
I bet I’m not the only one who noticed the parallels between Moran brothers and our own brace of brothers.  Among the Johnsons, the older brother is schooling the younger brother just like Brian Moran… no, wait, it’s the younger Johnson who is ahead in the standings. How can that be right? On the larger scale of the season, shouldn’t the Tornados be striking out the Rosebuds with a 74 MPH curve ball right about now?
Flint Hill: DNP, 5 – (-1) (39 PA, .313, .436, .688; 4 ip, 1 er, 2.25 ERA)
In Jamie’s defense, let me point out how great the Tornado hitters did yesterday, way better than the kid brother’s Rosebuds. The pitching, too — although in that case the pitching was pretty slim in Flint Hill.  That 5 – (-1) margin wasn’t as good as the T’s had been doing in September, even though it was a little better than they’ve been doing all year.   Whereas the (-4) – (-5) performance in Portland was either closer to matching the team’s September performance so far, or was an actual (small) improvement. One would think things would look a little better for the T’s when they get another game under the belt. Sort of like Colin probably thinks he’ll do better if he gets another crack at Brian.  You have to admire the resilience.
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Old Detroit: DNP, 5 – 1. (52 PA, .304, .385, .717; 8 ip, 7 er, 7.88 ERA)
Despite falling to the mighty Brian Moran, Bryan Reynolds had two homers in five trips to the plate. Despite being hit by that blistering 74 MPH curve ball, Josh Bell went on to hit a homer, too.  Kyle Schwarber (2 for 3 with a homer, a double and a walk) and Willson Contreras (4 for 5 with two doubles and a homer) finally did the tandem damage they were supposed to be doing all season — although I don’t think Brian Moran had anything to do with that.  So as soon as I swap out all my pitchers for replacements — or acquire Brian Moran — we should start shooting up the standings.
Pittsburgh: W, 7 – (-1).  (30 PA, .259, .333, .556; 22.3 ip, 12 er, 4.84 ERA) 
Things have been tough all over for pitchers in the EFL this month, I guess. A 4.84 daily ERA was enough better than the Alleghenys’ prior September performance that it scraped a run off their monthly runs allowed even with a game played yesterday.
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Peshastin: DNP, 4 – 2. (39 PA, .351, .385, .649; 0.7 ip, 2 er, 27 ERA)
Marcus Semien went 4 for 4 with two doubles and a HBP. Matt Wisler continued to punish Phil for giving him a second chance. This time it was a 0.3 ip, 2 er sextuple chulk.
Haviland: W, 7 – 4. (13 PA, .250, .462, .375;  6 ip, 2 er, 3.00 ERA)
All five Dragon hitters made a positive contribution, even the 0 for 0 Nate Lowe with his sacrifice fly.  Martin Perez shamed  every Wolverine pitcher with his 6 IP, 1 er performance.
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Canberra: L, 2 – 2. (51 PA, .234, .294, .404;  17 ip, 7 er, 3.71 ERA)
I always wanted a little brother, but my parents produced a sister instead and then went on a sibling-production strike. She was fine, but she wasn’t any competition in baseball.  So I worked hard to supply Melissa with a younger brother… then realized Ryan would need one, too.  It only took me 18 years, but I made up for it by eventually supplying two younger brothers.  Ryan could beat both of them in fantasy baseball, and probably strike them out, too, as is proper for any self-respecting older brother.  But he’d better stick to baseball. Sam will eat him up on the cross country course or the soccer pitch.  And Ben might beat him up at taekwondo.
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Kaline: L, 3 – 7. (33 PA, .107, .212, .214; 12.3 IP, 9 er, 6.57 ERA)
The Drive had an interesting batting line Thursday.  Only three hits: single, double, and triple. Plus they got three walks and a HBP.  It’s like they were playing Yahtzee, and went for a run and a four-of-a-kind and came up short.  Max Fried seven scoreless innings.  But Ty Buttrey pitched 4 outless runs to undo most of the benefit.
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Bellingham: L, 4 – 9. (18 PA, .235, .278, .412;  6.3 ip, 5 er, 7.11 ERA)
I read this afternoon how the return of Austin Riley from the IL was going to boost the Braves, who have been getting good offense from only one outfielder. (He “boosted” them today by going 0 for 3 before being replaced by a pitcher in a double-switch) . Acuna played the same role for the Cascades last night, going 2 for 4 with a homer. Bryce Harper went one for four with a walk, which is better than replacement, but that .650 OPS isn’t awesome.
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Cottage: L, 2 – 7. (13 PA, .250, .308, .333; 4 ip, 2 er, 4.50 ERA).
Only 5 Cheese appeared Thursday — four hitters and a pitcher — so there’s just not much to talk about. Well, OK, there is this one thing:  all four hitters have OPSes ending in .000.  Corey Dickerson went 0 for 5, for a 0.000 OPS.  Willi Castro got his 1.000 OPS by batting .500 in two AB.  Yoan Moncada got his 1.000 OPS by going 2 for 5 with a double.  Eric Thames got his 1.000 OPS by walking in his only plate appearance. So many ways to achieve the same result.  It’s almost beautiful.
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Brookland: L, 3 – 9.  (11 PA, .250, .455, .500;  0 ip, 1 er, infinite ERA)
Nick Vincent made two pitches, the second one transformed into a homer. So his line for the day: 0 ip, 1 er,  O w, 1 L, infinite ERA:  Infinite Chulk.
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DC: L, 7 – 9. (42 PA, .250, .357, .444; 3 ip, 3 er, 9.00 ERA)
 Aaron Nola blasted two homers and a double for the Balk (and the Mariners).  Both teams lost anyway, in both cases primarily because of dodgy relief pitching. On the other hand Willians Astudillo is back!  He went 1 for 1 with a game-winning RBI.
Combined MLB + EFL Standings for 2014
AL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
New York Yankees 92 49 .652
Flint Hill Tornadoes 88 53 .623 4.1
Old Detroit Wolverines 84 57 .594 8.2
Tampa Bay Rays 83 59 .585 9.5
Boston Red Sox 75 65 .536 16.5
Toronto Blue Jays 55 86 .390 37
Baltimore Orioles 46 94 .329 45.5
NL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Atlanta Braves 87 54 .617
Washington Nationals 78 61 .561 8
Philadelphia Phillies 72 67 .518 14
New York Mets 71 68 .511 15
Canberra Kangaroos 71 70 .506 15.6
D.C. Balk 57 84 .402 30.3
Miami Marlins 50 89 .360 36
AL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Minnesota Twins 87 53 .621
Cleveland Indians 81 60 .574 6.5
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 78 62 .555 9.3
Chicago White Sox 62 78 .443 25
Bellingham Cascades 62 78 .441 25.3
Kansas City Royals 51 90 .362 36.5
Detroit Tigers 41 97 .297 45
NL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
St. Louis Cardinals 79 61 .564
Chicago Cubs 76 63 .547 2.5
Milwaukee Brewers 71 68 .511 7.5
Cincinnati Reds 66 75 .468 13.5
Pittsburgh Pirates 61 79 .436 18
Cottage Cheese 61 79 .433 18.4
Brookland Outs 60 80 .430 18.8
AL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Houston Astros 91 50 .645
Oakland A’s 81 58 .583 9
Haviland Dragons 73 68 .514 18.5
Texas Rangers 69 73 .486 22.5
Kaline Drive 68 73 .480 23.3
Los Angeles Angels 65 76 .461 26
Seattle Mariners 58 83 .411 33
NL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Portland Rosebuds 92 50 .651
Los Angeles Dodgers 92 50 .648 0.4
Peshastin Pears 75 67 .531 17
Arizona Diamondbacks 73 67 .521 18.4
San Francisco Giants 67 73 .479 24.4
San Diego Padres 64 75 .460 26.9
Colorado Rockies 59 82 .418 32.9