League Updates

Trout Can Fly, and Other Hard to Believe Fish Stories

Mike Trout was in the news again this morning, for two different reasons. One of them is concerning (for the Tornadoes) – he evidently has a toe that is hurting him. I might be the only one in this group who is worried about his toe, so I won’t spend time talking about it in this space.
But the other reason is one that I think garners some league-wide attention, so here you go. Two nights ago, before he hurt his toe, Mike trout hit a routine grounder to the Pears (and A’s) SS Marcus Semien. Semien, whose defense has improved markedly over the past 2 years, fielded it cleanly, took two shuffle steps towards first base, then threw a strike right to the first baseman. It is the type of play that is an easy out 99% of the time in the MLB. Except for the fact that Trout was sprinting down the line and just a moment before the ball landed in the glove of the first baseman, his left foot touched first base and he was safe.
Why is this newsworthy? Well, I am not sure it is actually newsworthy, but enough people have written about it in the past two days that it seems to be significant. And the main reasons are that the Angels are 26 games out of first place, Trout just signed a half a billion dollar contract, and it is September.
I remember the first time I realized MLB players usually don’t run ground balls out. It was about 5 years ago at a Mariners game against the Red Sox, and Robinson Cano hit a ground ball to the second baseman and then, inexplicably (I thought), just jogged down the line. He made it about 20 feet before the ball was thrown to first and he was called out. I waited for the manager to come out of the dugout to yell at Cano, or for a change in the lineup to be made, but that didn’t happen. And then I decided to watch every player run down to first (instead of watching where the ball was hit). And wouldn’t you know it? Almost every single player who hit a routine grounder in the infield just jogged to first base (and some never even made it there!). It wasn’t just the All Star Robby Cano, but the journeyman Eduardo Nunez, the rookie Mookie Betts, and the catcher Mike Zunino.
It is odd to me that someone sprinting down the line to beat out a routine ground ball is news, and it also makes sense. Fans pay a lot of money to attend baseball games, and they want to see players who approach the game with a zeal that makes it worth spending the money. As a youth sports coach, I want to be able to point to players and say, “Do it like he does!” But with so many guys jogging down the line, it makes it difficult to find those good examples.
Except for Mike Trout. His OPS is over 1.000, he is currently fighting with a few others for the HR title this year, and he is near the league leaders in every offensive stat…and he is still sprinting to beat out routine ground balls.
That’s what he should be the face of the league but never will be.
EFL Standings for 2019
EFL
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB RS RA
Portland Rosebuds 93 50 .649 909.1 668.0
Flint Hill Tornadoes 89 53 .626 3.5 887.0 675.1
Old Detroit Wolverines 84 58 .593 8.1 839.3 690.4
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 78 63 .554 13.8 756.9 669.6
Peshastin Pears 76 67 .531 16.9 744.4 701.2
Haviland Dragons 72 70 .509 20 788.7 767.0
Canberra Kangaroos 72 70 .506 20.4 791.3 785.1
Kaline Drive 68 74 .481 24 673.9 702.6
Bellingham Cascades 62 79 .439 29.9 650.4 739.7
Cottage Cheese 61 80 .434 30.6 781.9 877.4
Brookland Outs 60 81 .428 31.4 693.3 803.3
D.C. Balk 57 85 .399 35.6 628.9 775.6
Portland: “W,” 9-10 (50 PA, .310, .420, .571; 5.7 ip, 6 er, 9.53 era) Seven of the twelve Rosebud hitters hit .333 or better, led by JT Realmuto and Christian Stewart who each hit a HR and 2B. The alphabetically antecedent rookies (Aquino and Alvarez) have cooled off a little this month, which is good for the rest of us but I imagine disheartening for the Rosebud owner. But not as disheartening as the pitching that once again coughed up too many runs, this time at the hands of the newly acquired Brock Burke.
Flint Hill: W, 7-1 (37 PA, .273, .351, .424; 8.7 ip, 1 er, 1.04 era) The hitting was solid, though not great, and the pitching was spectacular. There is no way to explain the sudden change in Tornado pitching besides that the team is longing for its owner to be closer to his brother, just as the Morans experienced yesterday. Miles Mikolas was the latest SP to weave a gem with 5 IP and 1 er.
Old Detroit: L, 4-6 (59 PA, .157, .271, .314; 4.3 ip, 3 er, 6.23 era) The main issue with the Wolverines yesterday was that they 7 players (out of 15 who appeared) who did not get on base at all – no hits, no walks, nothing. Nick Ahmed and Daniel Vogelbach tried their hardest to overcome those empty PAs, but there is only so much you can do when half of your team decides to keep the basepaths empty. And to top it off, Robbie Ray got a blister and had to vacate his place on the mound before he could attempt to right the ship. The good news? You didn’t lose any games off the lead!
Pittsburgh: L, 6-7 (40 PA, .290, .425, .419; 1.3 ip, 0 er, 0 era) Jurickson Profar got 3 hits on the day, and Brian Goodwin added a HR to lead the Alleghany offense. And the pitchers added 1.3 innings of great pitching, but not enough to cover all the innings needed.
Peshastin: “W,” 3-4 (43 PA, .205, .279, .487; 7.7 ip, 2 er, 2.35 era) Ozzie Albies and Willie Calhoun led the way yesterday, splitting 3 HRs between the two of them, and getting half of the total hits for the entire team (4 of 8). Unfortunately, 7 of the Pears didn’t get a single hit, and that makes it difficult to score runs even when the pitching was good, led by Zack Eflin (6 ip and 2 er).
Haviland: W(-1), L(2); 5-3 (52 PA, .085, .154, ..085; 13.3 ip, 7 er, .4.72 era) Just as I told my children to not watch Cano run down to first, I am going to suggest that you look away from this offensive, I meanĀ offensive, line. This is the product of 4 hits in 47 ABs with only 3 BBs and not a single XBH. Ouch. Maybe the Dragon owner can be consoled by that fact that his progenitors are making the final month of the season somewhat exciting for everyone else?
Canberra: “W,” 5-6 (45 PA, .366, .422, .805; 16.3 ip, 10 er, 5.51 era) The Kangaroos did their best to help us forget about the Dragon’s day by producing some excellent offensive numbers. Timmy Edman, Mauricio Dubon, and Tim Anderson led the way, producing 7 hits between them including 4 HRs and 2 2Bs. But (how often have we had to write this “but” this year for every team, it seems), the pitching let them down. Tyler Mahle and Blake Parker undid the good work put in by Steven Matz and Michael Pineda.
Kaline: “L,” 7-5 (61 PA, .309, .350, .600; 13.7 ip, 8 er, 5.27 era) The best offensive day for the entire league yesterday belonged to AJ Pollock, who hit 3 solo HRs for and OPS of 3.750. He provided 33% of the Drive’s total bases for the day. Drive pitchers were led by Dinelson Lamet (6ip, 1er) and a strong bullpen performance.
Bellingham: L, 1-3 (20 PA, .118, .167, .176; 6.3 ip, 2 er, 2.84 era) Well, perhaps the Cascades can take some solace in the fact that even though they had a bad offensive day, it wasn’t the worst one? Maybe? 4 of 6 hitters did not get a hit, and one of them got injured (Bryce Harper – who, by the way, is not known for hustling down to first on ground balls). But Homer Bailey, newly acquired, spun a gem as the only pitcher to appear.
Cottage: “L,” 5-4 (35 PA, .313, .371, .500; 3.7 ip, 0 er) A remarkably consistent day from the Cheese hitters. All of them who started got a hit (except for Corey Seager). No HRs, but 1 triple and 4 doubles helped them to score 5 runs. And their pitcher (Brendan McKay) did enough to help them outscore their opponent, even though it looks like a loss.
Brookland: L, 1-1 (22 PA, .143, .182, .190; 6 ip, 0 er) The Outs did just enough to score one run and give up one run. One double and a couple of singles will score you a run, and a dominant performance on the mound from Dallas Kuechel will keep you in any game.
DC: L, 1-6 (47 PA, .146, .255, .244; 8 ip, 5 er, 5.62 era) The Balk are doing a good job maintaining their hold on the #1 pick in next year’s draft, while also making it seem like the players haven’t given up.
Combined MLB + EFL Standings for 2014
AL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
New York Yankees 92 50 .648
Flint Hill Tornadoes 89 53 .626 3.2
Old Detroit Wolverines 84 58 .593 7.8
Tampa Bay Rays 84 59 .587 8.5
Boston Red Sox 76 65 .539 15.5
Toronto Blue Jays 55 87 .387 37
Baltimore Orioles 46 95 .326 45.5
NL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Atlanta Braves 88 54 .620
Washington Nationals 78 62 .557 9
Philadelphia Phillies 72 68 .514 15
New York Mets 72 68 .514 15
Canberra Kangaroos 72 70 .506 16.1
D.C. Balk 57 85 .399 31.3
Miami Marlins 50 90 .357 37
AL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Minnesota Twins 87 54 .617
Cleveland Indians 82 60 .577 5.5
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 78 63 .554 9
Chicago White Sox 62 79 .440 25
Bellingham Cascades 62 79 .439 25.1
Kansas City Royals 52 90 .366 35.5
Detroit Tigers 42 98 .300 44.5
NL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
St. Louis Cardinals 79 62 .560
Chicago Cubs 76 64 .543 2.5
Milwaukee Brewers 72 68 .514 6.5
Cincinnati Reds 66 76 .465 13.5
Pittsburgh Pirates 62 79 .440 17
Cottage Cheese 61 80 .434 17.8
Brookland Outs 60 81 .428 18.6
AL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Houston Astros 92 50 .648
Oakland A’s 82 59 .582 9.5
Haviland Dragons 72 70 .509 19.7
Texas Rangers 70 73 .490 22.5
Kaline Drive 68 74 .481 23.7
Los Angeles Angels 66 76 .465 26
Seattle Mariners 58 84 .408 34
NL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Portland Rosebuds 93 50 .649
Los Angeles Dodgers 92 51 .643 0.8
Peshastin Pears 76 67 .531 16.9
Arizona Diamondbacks 74 67 .525 17.8
San Francisco Giants 68 73 .482 23.8
San Diego Padres 64 76 .457 27.3
Colorado Rockies 60 82 .423 32.3