League Updates

To Walk or Not to Walk

 

 I love walks. I had better: Melanie and I arrived last night in Denver to visit Ryan, and they immediately set to work making plans to walk all over Colorado over the next four days while we’re here. 

 

I usually like walks ok when they are demanded of me.  Ryan just off the very edge of the Great Plains, on the first modest foothill of the mighty Rockies.  But somehow I don’t think we’re going out onto the Great Plains for our walks.  I’ll let you know tomorrow whether I loved, liked, or merely survived our walks uphill today.

 

EFL Standings for 2021
EFL
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB RS RA
Old Detroit Wolverines 68 30 .691 551.2 366.9
Flint Hill Tornadoes 66 32 .671 2 505.3 350.2
Peshastin Pears 62 34 .648 4.5 481.6 357.7
D.C. Balk 59 35 .631 6.5 518.1 397.0
Kaline Drive 61 37 .618 7.1 512.8 401.6
Haviland Dragons 58 40 .591 9.8 498.2 426.7
Canberra Kangaroos 55 39 .589 10.3 484.6 410.9
Cottage Cheese 52 46 .534 15.4 550.6 527.9
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 50 47 .513 17.4 484.6 469.6
Bellingham Cascades 49 48 .505 18.3 404.5 402.2
Portland Rosebuds 41 55 .428 25.6 486.6 569.8
 
 

Old Detroit:  “W”, 2 – 3.  (42 PA, .167, .167, .429;  2 ip, 0 er, 0.00 ERA)   What I meant when I said “I love walks” is “I love it when my team walks.”  Bill James converted me to this enthusiasm in 1984, when I first encountered his Baseball Abstracts.  I am not the only one in this league with this taste:  my Wolverines ranked 2d in walks in April (to DC), May (to KD), and June (to KD), and are tied for second right now in July (to KD).  But, as Jamie noted, a few days ago they went walkless.  And they did it again yesterday: striking out 14 times, but walking 0. And not getting HBP, either. 

Instead, they hit for power.  Five of their seven hits went for extra bases.  Rafael Devers topped the Baseball Reference list of hitters by going 2 for 4 with two homers.  Josh Bell homered, and Will Smith and Austin Riley doubled.  But if there is any such thing as empty power, this was it.  Even with 11 extra base hits, the W’s scored only 2.3  runs, took a phony win, and saw their lead gutted by 0.3 games.

 

Flint Hill: W, 5 – 3. (44 PA, .211, .318, .289;  1.3 ip, 0 er, 0.00 ERA).  The Tornados did a little bit of everything. 

  • They had a little power: 1 Bo Bichette home run, and that’s it. 
  • They had a little bit of patience at the plate: 5 walks (and a HBP)
  • They had a little bit of hitting: 7 singles to go with Bichette’s homer.
  • They had a little bit of pitching: just Tanner Scott’s 1.3 innings of shutout shoving.

The Tornados had one thing in extravagant plenty: managerial shrewdness, which I assume is how the T’s harvested 4.8 runs from that replacement-level batting line. The unallocated trio of Brad Miller, Tyler Naquin and John Nogowski combined to go 1 for 8 with a walk.  Remove their stats and the team slash line morphs to .233, .343, .333, which at least gets us to 4.5 rc/g. 

 

Peshastin: W 1, L (-1);  (-1) – (-10).  (28 PA, .222, .250, .407;  12.3 ip, 3 er, 2.20 ERA).  Willi Castro homered, and Ozzie Albies and Mike Zunino doubled, to “lead” the 7-member Pear-shaped offense to a negative 1 run outcome.  Meanwhile, the Pears’ five-member pitching crew had one slip-up (Zach Thompson’s 3 earned runs in 5 ip), mended by 7.3 scoreless innings from the other five Pear hurlers. 

The Pears had the best day of any EFL team, despite losing a run scored.  They slashed 0.9 out of their games behind the league leaders without playing a game.

 

DC:  W, 10 – 4. 38 PA, .344, .421, .750;  8 ip, 3 er, 3.38 ERA).  The Balk made it simple: stomp their opponent!  Pete Alonso clouted 2 homers, and Matt Chapman and Sam Hilliard added one apiece.  Out of 11 Balk hitters, the only one not to reach base safely was pinch hitter Jorge Alfaro.  Bryce Harper went 2 for 3 with a double and a walk… and a steal of 2b, 3b – and home!

Joe Musgrove pitched well (6 ip, 2 er) to make the stomp lopsided and propel the Balk 0.6 closer to first.

 

 

Kaline:  W, 5 – 4.   (47, .275, .362, .450;  8 ip, 4 er, 4.50 ERA).   Daulton Varsho homered and doubled, and three others doubled, too. 10 of 12 Drive hitters reached base safely.  One who didn’t was Wilmer Flores, whose one plate appearance turned into the only Drive GIDP of the day.

Pitcher Max Fried struggled to 5 ip, 4 er, but was bailed out by three relievers, who each produced a scoreless inning, just enough to gain 0.1 games on the Wolverines.

 

Haviland:  W, 7 – 8. (48 PA, .233, .313, .535;  no pitching)  Haviland compensated for a low batting average with 4 walks and a HBP, and lots of slugging.  Harrison Bader, JT Realmuto, and Nelson Cruz hit homers (Cruz for his new MLB team, the Rays).  Jake Cronenworth tripled, and there were two doubles. But without pitching, it wasn’t enough to get a win.  But with the Wolverines’ lackadaisical disdain for the walk, the Dragons held steady at 9.8 games out of first.

 

Canberra:  L,. 7 –  7.   (30 PA, .310, .33, .621;  4.7 ip, 3 er, 5.74 ERA)  Jake Odirizzi struggled for 4.7 ip, 3 earned runs. With 2.3 more replacement innings added in, the Canberran pitchers set their hitters a difficult target for a win.  The hitters responded, with homers by Kyle Tucker and Javier Baez, a triple from Nate Lowe, and a double from Baes.  But with only one walk, there were just no enough baserunners to outscore the opposition.  

I’m pretty sure the ‘Roos gained on the W’s but it wasn’t enough to overcome the fog of rounding errors.

 

Cottage:  “L”, 0 – (-1). (41 PA, .162, .220, .189;  10.7 ip, 3 er, 2.52 ERA)    In the Cottage it was the hitters setting a tough target for the pitchers.  They set a low .162 batting average baseline by going only 6 for 37.  They walked only 3 times, leaving the sluggers little to work with.  But it didn’t matters, since the only slugging was a single Alex Verdugo double. 

But the Cheesy pitchers were up to the task.  Alex Cobb and Steven Matz each pitched 5 innings (5.7 for Matz), and allowed just 2 runs (only one earned for Cobb), replacing 3.7 replacement innings to erase a run and gain 0.2 games in the standings.

 

Pittsburgh:  W, 5 – 4.  (33 PA, .241, .333, .379;  11.6 ip, 4 er, 3.10 ERA).  Frankie Montas ate 6 innings, with 3 earned runs, leaving 5.3 innings for three relievers to cover.  They did so well (only 1 more earned run) to give the offense a chance to win. 

The Allegheny offense responded just well enough. Andrew Vaughn led the way with a homer and a double. The A’s gained 0.2 games in the standings.

 

Bellingham:  L, 2 – 6.   31 PA, .214, .290, .286;  5.7 ip, 4 er, 6.32 ERA)  Tyler Mahle did his job: 5 ip, 2 er.  Brusdar Graterol, freshly promoted to MLB by the Dodgers, did not. He added another 2 earned runs in just 0.7 ip.  

Things weren’t any better on the hitting side.  Only two doubles and three walks were not enough to transform a .214 batting average into a win. Not that Rhys Hoskins didn’t try: he singled and walked, and stole a base – but also got caught stealing to undo most of his work.

 

Portland:  DNP,  0 – (-2).  (42 PA, .286, .381, .457;  5 ip, 2 er, 3.60 ERA.)    Ryan Jeffers went 3 for 4 with two doubles, and Jorge Polanco followed with 3 for 4  and a double and Tyrone Tyler homered.  Had there been a game to win, this would have been enough to win it, especially since three Rosebud pitchers put together a solid 5 innings.  Even without a game to play, the Rosebuds moved 0.2 games closer to first.

 
 
 
 
 
Combined MLB + EFL Standings for 2021
AL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Old Detroit Wolverines 68 30 .691
Flint Hill Tornadoes 66 32 .671 2
Boston Red Sox 60 38 .612 7.7
Tampa Bay Rays 59 39 .602 8.7
New York Yankees 50 46 .521 16.7
Toronto Blue Jays 48 45 .516 17.2
Baltimore Orioles 32 64 .333 34.7
NL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
D.C. Balk 59 35 .631
Canberra Kangaroos 55 39 .589 3.9
New York Mets 51 43 .543 8.3
Philadelphia Phillies 48 48 .500 12.3
Atlanta Braves 47 49 .490 13.3
Washington Nationals 45 51 .469 15.3
Miami Marlins 41 57 .418 20.3
 
AL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Chicago White Sox 58 39 .598
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 50 47 .513 8.2
Cleveland Indians 48 47 .505 9
Bellingham Cascades 49 48 .505 9
Detroit Tigers 47 52 .475 12
Minnesota Twins 42 56 .429 16.5
Kansas City Royals 40 55 .421 17
NL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Milwaukee Brewers 57 41 .582
Cottage Cheese 52 46 .534 4.6
Cincinnati Reds 50 47 .515 6.5
St. Louis Cardinals 49 49 .500 8
Chicago Cubs 48 50 .490 9
Pittsburgh Pirates 37 60 .381 19.5
 
AL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Kaline Drive 61 37 .618
Houston Astros 59 39 .602 1.6
Haviland Dragons 58 40 .591 2.7
Oakland A’s 56 43 .566 5.1
Seattle Mariners 52 46 .531 8.6
Los Angeles Angels 47 49 .490 12.6
Texas Rangers 35 63 .357 25.6
NL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Peshastin Pears 62 34 .648
San Francisco Giants 61 35 .635 1.2
Los Angeles Dodgers 59 40 .596 4.7
San Diego Padres 58 42 .580 6.2
Colorado Rockies 43 54 .443 19.7
Portland Rosebuds 41 55 .428 21.2
Arizona Diamondbacks 30 69 .303 33.7
 
 

1 Comment

  • Have a fun hike in the Rockies! Actually, you entered the Giants record incorrectly – both the Pears and Rosebuds should have played a game yesterday. Dave, if I fix the standings and run the update again, will it mess things up?