League Updates

When the Europeans joined the American League

I’ve never read Jared Diamond’s Guns, Germs and Steel. But as I understand it, the book argues that geography was the reason the native Americans stood no chance when they were invaded by the Europeans.

Diamond says Eurasia presented two geographical advantages.  First, it had vast connected arable lands, especially in temperate and well-watered Europe, where agriculture was easy and domesticatable animals plentiful.  Agriculture flourished, along with its social stability and surplus production that could support a portion of the population working on things not directly tied to immediate subsistence.

Like trading — and here’s where the second Eurasian geographical advantage kicks in: there were easy land (or land and water) east-west trade routes available all across the Eurasian (and North African) land mass. Not only did this add to economic productivity (by fueling comparative-advantage-driven efficiency and diversity), it promoted technological advances, as ideas and practices developed in one place spread relatively easy to others.

For example, Europeans learned about gunpowder from the Chinese. The Europeans took the idea and ran with it, constantly improving their guns while fighting each other.  Pick up  mathematics from the Arabs, printing (and thus literacy) from the Germans, navigation from the Portuguese, universities from the French, etc, etc., and the West Eurasians (ie., Europeans) by 1500 are rapidly making sustained technological progress.

The germs grow out of another side effect of rich agriculture and far-flung trade: cities.  Cities make you sick. They either kill you or make you immune , and they weed out genetic strains that are vulnerable to diseases. The surviving population gets more and more disease-resistant.

I would add another major competitive advantage Eurasians had developed, thanks to agriculture and its surpluses:  the habit of subservience.  From the city to the empire, Eurasians coordinated their efforts on the mass scale. Most people expected to be bossed around by others, and had grown comfortable with the advantages subservience offered: public order, economies of specialization and scale, the possibility of accumulating property, etc.

So when the Europeans came to America, the Native Americans were not equipped to handle them.  It wasn’t that the Europeans were smarter or better or stronger.  The invaders just had thousands of years of agricultural surpluses, boosted by comparative-advantage trade and technological progress, subservience-supported sociological/economic/political mass organization, and robust immune systems.  They’d been in training for a hundred generations.

So from the moment they joined the original American league, the Europeans dominated.

Sounds familiar. Ten of us are the natives, used to our isolated world led by our traditional chiefs.  Now we’ve welcomed a newcomer.  He apparently has a gun. Or maybe some germs. Or better technology.  Whatever it is he’s got, we have to get it quick or we’ll find ourselves under the boot of a new master.

EFL Standings for 2018
EFL
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB RS RA
Brookland Outs 27 16 .622 232.2 183.7
Old Detroit Wolverines 23 17 .585 1.8 171.4 144.7
Canberra Kangaroos 24 18 .573 2.2 187.9 162.0
Portland Rosebuds 24 19 .566 2.4 198.2 172.9
Flint Hill Tornadoes 21 19 .520 4.4 172.5 165.5
Kaline Drive 23 22 .519 4.4 208.7 201.7
Cottage Cheese 22 21 .508 4.9 223.7 219.1
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 20 22 .471 6.5 221.6 237.4
Haviland Dragons 20 25 .449 7.5 181.2 200.5
Peshastin Pears 18 25 .418 8.7 181.1 215.2
D.C. Balk 17 25 .404 9.3 161.3 196.8
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Brookland: W, 7 – 4. (.306, .390, .500; no pitching).  We welcomed the Outs with open arms. We even gave them some extra money.  They used that money to get Manny Machado, who hit a homer yesterday to be the third most valuable Out of the day.    Most valuable? Jose Martinez (3 for 4 with a walk).  Second?  CJ Cron (2 for 5 with a homer).  I had Machado for 4 1/2 seasons. I would have picked Martinez, too, if I had been in the First Out’s shoes.  But not Cron — I didn’t see his value.   Hmmm.  Maybe Brookland just got lucky there…
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Old Detroit: DNP, 0 – 0. (.235, .278, .412; 8 ip, 0 er).  …or maybe the First Out is smarter than one or two of us.  The Wolverines got 7 shutout innings from Doug Fister. But Fister is for some reason allocated at 0% this month, and the W’s have already used all their roster moves.  It’s a good thing the Brookland Invasion happened just before an off day for most of us. This gives us a day to adjust, even if it’s only mentally for those of us (ie, me) who have squandered their roster moves already. Someone smarter than me should come take the misused Fister away from the W’s, leaving behind a second-baseman of equivalent value.
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Canberra: DNP, (-3) – 0. (.105, .150, .105; 0 pitching). Two for 19 isn’t good, even on an off day, especially when the 2 are singles.  The Kangaroos were flying so a high a few days ago.  They need to be consistently good if they want to get back to the top.
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Portland: DNP, 2 – 1. (.211, .250, .211; 12.7 ip, 6 er). Mookie Betts is bettser than I ever expected. Another Wolverine misjudgment.  Yesterday he went 3 for 4 with a walk — better than any Wolverine.  Better than any other Rosebud, too: the rest of the team went 1 for 15 with no walks or extra bases. Kevin Gausman stank (4.7 ip, 6 er) but Chris Archer was untouchable ( 6.7 p, 0 er).
Flint Hill:  W 1, L (-1); 3 – 0.  (.393, .469, .643; 6.7 ip, 3 er). The Tornados had the best day in the league, led by Khris Davis’ 4 for 4 with a homer and a hit-by-pitch. Yoan Moncada (3 for 4 with a double) and Carlos Santana (1 for 3 with a homer and a walk) were Davis’ side-kicks.
Kaline: W (-1), L 1; (-2) – 0.  (.000, .154, .000, no pitching) This would be disastrous, but it only covers 13 plate appearances.  So it’s 3 2/3 sucky innings.  That can happen to anyone anytime.
Cottage: L, 2 – 7. (.160, .222, .320; 1 ip, 0 er).  Backup shortstop Xander Bogaerts blasted another homer  to lead the Cheese offense. Too few followed to make up for a bout of replacement pitching.
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Pittsburgh: W 2, L (-2); (-2) – (-16).  (227, .227, .409; 17 ip, 3 er).  Wow. David Price, Luke Weaver and Joe Jimenez combined for that sterling pitching line. All 17 innings seem to have replaced replacements, and of course any time you pitch to a 1.59 daily ERA you are going to improve your ERA.
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Haviland: W 1, L (-1); 1 – (-6).  (.231, .375, .538; 7.3 ip, 2 er). Yasiel Puig — remember him? — homered, singled, and walked twice in 5 plate appearances to key the thin but fine Haviland offense. Vince Velasquez erased runs with his 6.3 ip, 0 er efforts.
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Peshastin: DNP, (-2) – (-2). (.176, .176, .235; 6 ip, 1 er). A very weak day of hitting, but   six strong innings from Tyler Skaggs evened things out on the day for the Pears.
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DC: DNP, 3 – 0. (.304, .414, .478; no pitching).  Nice hitting, led by Matt Chapman ( 3 for 4 with a homer , a double, and a walk). The Balk had 28 plate appearances, nearly an entire game’s worth, so the good hitting made a noticeable difference.
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Combined MLB + EFL Standings for 2018
AL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
New York Yankees 28 12 .700
Boston Red Sox 30 14 .682
Old Detroit Wolverines 23 17 .585 4.6
Flint Hill Tornadoes 21 19 .520 7.2
Toronto Blue Jays 22 22 .500 8
Tampa Bay Rays 20 22 .476 9
Baltimore Orioles 13 30 .302 16.5
NL East
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Atlanta Braves 26 16 .619
Philadelphia Phillies 25 16 .610 0.5
Canberra Kangaroos 24 18 .573 1.9
Washington Nationals 24 18 .571 2
New York Mets 20 19 .513 4.5
D.C. Balk 17 25 .404 9
Miami Marlins 16 27 .372 10.5
AL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Cleveland Indians 21 21 .500
Pittsburgh Alleghenys 20 22 .471 1.2
Detroit Tigers 20 23 .465 1.5
Minnesota Twins 18 21 .462 1.5
Kansas City Royals 13 30 .302 8.5
Chicago White Sox 11 29 .275 9
NL Central
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Brookland Outs 27 16 .622
Pittsburgh Pirates 26 17 .605 0.7
Milwaukee Brewers 26 18 .591 1.2
St. Louis Cardinals 23 18 .561 2.7
Chicago Cubs 22 18 .550 3.2
Cottage Cheese 22 21 .508 4.9
Cincinnati Reds 15 29 .341 12.2
AL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Houston Astros 28 17 .622
Los Angeles Angels 25 19 .568 2.5
Seattle Mariners 24 19 .558 3
Kaline Drive 23 22 .519 4.6
Oakland A’s 22 22 .500 5.5
Haviland Dragons 20 25 .449 7.8
Texas Rangers 17 28 .378 11
NL West
TEAM WINS LOSSES PCT. GB
Arizona Diamondbacks 25 18 .581
Portland Rosebuds 24 19 .566 0.7
Colorado Rockies 24 20 .545 1.5
San Francisco Giants 22 23 .489 4
Peshastin Pears 18 25 .418 7
Los Angeles Dodgers 17 26 .395 8
San Diego Padres 17 28 .378 9

 

 

1 Comment

  • When I read the headline I thought, “Wow, Ron is writing about Max Kepler!” (Kepler is one of the few, if not the only, Europeans in MLB.)