Cottage Blog Poetry

Peter, Paul, & Mike

The 8th Annual Cheese Lament

Where has Mike Moustakas gone?
Long time passing,
Where has Jonathan Schoop gone?
Long time ago,
Where has Mike, the Trout-man gone?
Traded elsewhere, every one!
When will we ever learn? When will we evvvv – er learn?

Where has Corey Seager gone?
Long time passing,
Frenchy Cordero’s gone too,
Long time ago,
Where has Francis Martes gone?
They’re still injured, every one!
When will they play again? When will they evvvv – er heal?

Where has Isan Diaz gone?
Long time passing,
How ‘bout Dylan Cease? He’s good!
Long time ago,
Where has Yandy Diaz gone?
Minor-leaguers, every one!
When will they get a chance? When will they evvvv – er play?

Why hasn’t Danny Duffy gone?
Long time passing,
Tyler Mahle, still here too,
Long time ago,
Why hasn’t Yankee Greg Bird gone?
They’re all lousy, every one!
Why are we stuck with them? When will they evvvv – er leave?

1 Comment

  • Enviably good. Too bad they only come once a year. I never want to see a Cheese EFL championship because then we might not get a lament.